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i think i might be too rude with these neg hits lol.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
I got slapped today!
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
exactly. u need to find a line of wat u could get away with and wat is jus outright rude and stupid. basically, anything gross is jus rude, so dont neghit stuff like that. stick to non personal things, man. trust me, it works better than makin fun of her bathroom habitswe all eat food said:
its when u tease a girl about something she wears, says, does, looks etc. not meant to be mean, but funny. makes the girl laugh and see ur not a pvssy, while at the same time knocking down her B!tch ego, lol. read some post about them to learn how to do it.Bizzaro said:
GaryUranga
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this whole thread is hilarious, the ppl trying to make it seem like she likes him and the people calling other dumbasses for thinking it AND that line was pretty funny.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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This thread made my day.
BBX
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im gonna let we all eat food deliever the outcome to this...drum roll please
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GUESS WAHT GUYS
anyways i got some follow up, so my friend broke up with the girl that slapped me. I saw her at the mall alst night and hung out with her and her friends. Now since i didnt give a fluck, i decided to be a DJ and sexual and ****, and now she told me that im her friends with benefits, and if i ever want sex i should just call her.
hahah so i win. tellin girls to sit down when you pee gets you punane
anyways i got some follow up, so my friend broke up with the girl that slapped me. I saw her at the mall alst night and hung out with her and her friends. Now since i didnt give a fluck, i decided to be a DJ and sexual and ****, and now she told me that im her friends with benefits, and if i ever want sex i should just call her.
hahah so i win. tellin girls to sit down when you pee gets you punane
BBX
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this just goes to show u nukkas that u can do anything if u feel right about it, this site is bull, hell, all u guys on this site could be afc's how do i kno. theres only one guy on this site that i could truthfully say is a dj and hes in my sig. lol, so the moral of the story is he got a fb yaya
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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Oh and, BBX was with me at the palisades mall last night. so he was an eye witness. Shes a good girl but like i had confidence to say that to her so i though my chances were ruined, and i went for it. =D
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people sometimes take the theory to heart, the original comment wasnt a "neg hit" it didnt mean anything then people went crazy about it, it doesnt have to be perfect to work
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yeah... exactly. all i said was quit putting labels on things that arent what they are.GaryUranga said:
"calm down you crazy blah blah" is not her "neg hitting" you.
"you sit down when you blah blah" is not "****y and funny"
alright, she digs you... NOW. only because you didnt act like a immature 8th grade retard that last time you seen her.
"OKAY BOYSIES! LETS GET SOME POON BY BEING "DJ"'s... JUST TELL ALL GIRLS THEY THEY SIT DOWN WHEN THEY TICKLE! IT'S BOUND TO GET YOU SOME!"
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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LMFAO I love that line. I'm gonna spend all day tomorrow looking for a reason to say that to somebody. But you know I'd love to see somebody say that to a teacher.
Just before anybody flames me I aint saying it's a line that will get you interest from a girl or anything. Just that it's a great line to say as a comeback to put b*tches that think they're better than you in their rightful place.
Just before anybody flames me I aint saying it's a line that will get you interest from a girl or anything. Just that it's a great line to say as a comeback to put b*tches that think they're better than you in their rightful place.