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i think i might be too rude with these neg hits lol.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I got slapped today!
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
exactly. u need to find a line of wat u could get away with and wat is jus outright rude and stupid. basically, anything gross is jus rude, so dont neghit stuff like that. stick to non personal things, man. trust me, it works better than makin fun of her bathroom habitswe all eat food said:
its when u tease a girl about something she wears, says, does, looks etc. not meant to be mean, but funny. makes the girl laugh and see ur not a pvssy, while at the same time knocking down her B!tch ego, lol. read some post about them to learn how to do it.Bizzaro said:
GaryUranga
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this whole thread is hilarious, the ppl trying to make it seem like she likes him and the people calling other dumbasses for thinking it AND that line was pretty funny.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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This thread made my day.
BBX
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im gonna let we all eat food deliever the outcome to this...drum roll please
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GUESS WAHT GUYS
anyways i got some follow up, so my friend broke up with the girl that slapped me. I saw her at the mall alst night and hung out with her and her friends. Now since i didnt give a fluck, i decided to be a DJ and sexual and ****, and now she told me that im her friends with benefits, and if i ever want sex i should just call her.
hahah so i win. tellin girls to sit down when you pee gets you punane
anyways i got some follow up, so my friend broke up with the girl that slapped me. I saw her at the mall alst night and hung out with her and her friends. Now since i didnt give a fluck, i decided to be a DJ and sexual and ****, and now she told me that im her friends with benefits, and if i ever want sex i should just call her.
hahah so i win. tellin girls to sit down when you pee gets you punane
BBX
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this just goes to show u nukkas that u can do anything if u feel right about it, this site is bull, hell, all u guys on this site could be afc's how do i kno. theres only one guy on this site that i could truthfully say is a dj and hes in my sig. lol, so the moral of the story is he got a fb yaya
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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Oh and, BBX was with me at the palisades mall last night. so he was an eye witness. Shes a good girl but like i had confidence to say that to her so i though my chances were ruined, and i went for it. =D
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people sometimes take the theory to heart, the original comment wasnt a "neg hit" it didnt mean anything then people went crazy about it, it doesnt have to be perfect to work
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yeah... exactly. all i said was quit putting labels on things that arent what they are.GaryUranga said:
"calm down you crazy blah blah" is not her "neg hitting" you.
"you sit down when you blah blah" is not "****y and funny"
alright, she digs you... NOW. only because you didnt act like a immature 8th grade retard that last time you seen her.
"OKAY BOYSIES! LETS GET SOME POON BY BEING "DJ"'s... JUST TELL ALL GIRLS THEY THEY SIT DOWN WHEN THEY TICKLE! IT'S BOUND TO GET YOU SOME!"
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Plec07
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LMFAO I love that line. I'm gonna spend all day tomorrow looking for a reason to say that to somebody. But you know I'd love to see somebody say that to a teacher.
Just before anybody flames me I aint saying it's a line that will get you interest from a girl or anything. Just that it's a great line to say as a comeback to put b*tches that think they're better than you in their rightful place.
Just before anybody flames me I aint saying it's a line that will get you interest from a girl or anything. Just that it's a great line to say as a comeback to put b*tches that think they're better than you in their rightful place.