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i think i might be too rude with these neg hits lol.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
I got slapped today!
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
exactly. u need to find a line of wat u could get away with and wat is jus outright rude and stupid. basically, anything gross is jus rude, so dont neghit stuff like that. stick to non personal things, man. trust me, it works better than makin fun of her bathroom habitswe all eat food said:
its when u tease a girl about something she wears, says, does, looks etc. not meant to be mean, but funny. makes the girl laugh and see ur not a pvssy, while at the same time knocking down her B!tch ego, lol. read some post about them to learn how to do it.Bizzaro said:
GaryUranga
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this whole thread is hilarious, the ppl trying to make it seem like she likes him and the people calling other dumbasses for thinking it AND that line was pretty funny.
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Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
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This thread made my day.
BBX
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im gonna let we all eat food deliever the outcome to this...drum roll please
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GUESS WAHT GUYS
anyways i got some follow up, so my friend broke up with the girl that slapped me. I saw her at the mall alst night and hung out with her and her friends. Now since i didnt give a fluck, i decided to be a DJ and sexual and ****, and now she told me that im her friends with benefits, and if i ever want sex i should just call her.
hahah so i win. tellin girls to sit down when you pee gets you punane
anyways i got some follow up, so my friend broke up with the girl that slapped me. I saw her at the mall alst night and hung out with her and her friends. Now since i didnt give a fluck, i decided to be a DJ and sexual and ****, and now she told me that im her friends with benefits, and if i ever want sex i should just call her.
hahah so i win. tellin girls to sit down when you pee gets you punane
BBX
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this just goes to show u nukkas that u can do anything if u feel right about it, this site is bull, hell, all u guys on this site could be afc's how do i kno. theres only one guy on this site that i could truthfully say is a dj and hes in my sig. lol, so the moral of the story is he got a fb yaya
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Oh and, BBX was with me at the palisades mall last night. so he was an eye witness. Shes a good girl but like i had confidence to say that to her so i though my chances were ruined, and i went for it. =D
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people sometimes take the theory to heart, the original comment wasnt a "neg hit" it didnt mean anything then people went crazy about it, it doesnt have to be perfect to work
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yeah... exactly. all i said was quit putting labels on things that arent what they are.GaryUranga said:
"calm down you crazy blah blah" is not her "neg hitting" you.
"you sit down when you blah blah" is not "****y and funny"
alright, she digs you... NOW. only because you didnt act like a immature 8th grade retard that last time you seen her.
"OKAY BOYSIES! LETS GET SOME POON BY BEING "DJ"'s... JUST TELL ALL GIRLS THEY THEY SIT DOWN WHEN THEY TICKLE! IT'S BOUND TO GET YOU SOME!"
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Plec07
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LMFAO I love that line. I'm gonna spend all day tomorrow looking for a reason to say that to somebody. But you know I'd love to see somebody say that to a teacher.
Just before anybody flames me I aint saying it's a line that will get you interest from a girl or anything. Just that it's a great line to say as a comeback to put b*tches that think they're better than you in their rightful place.
Just before anybody flames me I aint saying it's a line that will get you interest from a girl or anything. Just that it's a great line to say as a comeback to put b*tches that think they're better than you in their rightful place.