"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I got real drunk last night.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
penkitten
Master Don Juan
Big Eee Zee
Master Don Juan
Thats how most of my stories start
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
mahon83050
Banned
Yea sometimes. I noticed hard liquour tends to be alot more dangerous than beer though. Hard liquor is unpredictable and hits you like a brick wall, while beer is more gradual.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Not if you drink like I do.
I had a few drinks last night but fortunatly there was a nice hotel room for me to stay in foor the night
wow does champagne go right to your head!
DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
Paintballguy
Master Don Juan
I was so freaking hammered last night, its not even funny. But yet, I'm doing it again in 2 weeks when college is back in. Hooray for drunken fun.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I've done some stupid things drunkt though that made me look like a moron.
Ive broken my elbow putting on a pair of pants.
I've also swallowed a mouthful of chewing tobacco and puked EVERYWHERE in front of 20 ppl.
Thank God I gave up drinking and using drugs.
It's all in moderation. When I feel like I can drink resposibly, I'll start to drink socially again. I don't find it as fun getting ****faced anymore, but to each's own.
Just don't drink and drive if you're going to get drunk.
splinterkb
Master Don Juan
LOL...That reminds me of a time where I woke up real sore, and turned around and had rugburn from my ass to my shoulders...
uess my pants fell down while my buddies were dragging me back to my room. LOL. **** I've had some good times.
I'm easier on my body now though. A LOT easier.