"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I got real drunk last night.
- Thread starter SamMalone
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
penkitten
Master Don Juan
Big Eee Zee
Master Don Juan
Thats how most of my stories start
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
mahon83050
Banned
Yea sometimes. I noticed hard liquour tends to be alot more dangerous than beer though. Hard liquor is unpredictable and hits you like a brick wall, while beer is more gradual.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Not if you drink like I do.
I had a few drinks last night but fortunatly there was a nice hotel room for me to stay in foor the night
wow does champagne go right to your head!
DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
Paintballguy
Master Don Juan
I was so freaking hammered last night, its not even funny. But yet, I'm doing it again in 2 weeks when college is back in. Hooray for drunken fun.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
I've done some stupid things drunkt though that made me look like a moron.
Ive broken my elbow putting on a pair of pants.
I've also swallowed a mouthful of chewing tobacco and puked EVERYWHERE in front of 20 ppl.
Thank God I gave up drinking and using drugs.
It's all in moderation. When I feel like I can drink resposibly, I'll start to drink socially again. I don't find it as fun getting ****faced anymore, but to each's own.
Just don't drink and drive if you're going to get drunk.
splinterkb
Master Don Juan
LOL...That reminds me of a time where I woke up real sore, and turned around and had rugburn from my ass to my shoulders...
uess my pants fell down while my buddies were dragging me back to my room. LOL. **** I've had some good times.
I'm easier on my body now though. A LOT easier.