"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
I got real drunk last night.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
penkitten
Master Don Juan
Big Eee Zee
Master Don Juan
Thats how most of my stories start
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
mahon83050
Banned
Yea sometimes. I noticed hard liquour tends to be alot more dangerous than beer though. Hard liquor is unpredictable and hits you like a brick wall, while beer is more gradual.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Not if you drink like I do.
I had a few drinks last night but fortunatly there was a nice hotel room for me to stay in foor the night
wow does champagne go right to your head!
DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
Paintballguy
Master Don Juan
I was so freaking hammered last night, its not even funny. But yet, I'm doing it again in 2 weeks when college is back in. Hooray for drunken fun.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
I've done some stupid things drunkt though that made me look like a moron.
Ive broken my elbow putting on a pair of pants.
I've also swallowed a mouthful of chewing tobacco and puked EVERYWHERE in front of 20 ppl.
Thank God I gave up drinking and using drugs.
It's all in moderation. When I feel like I can drink resposibly, I'll start to drink socially again. I don't find it as fun getting ****faced anymore, but to each's own.
Just don't drink and drive if you're going to get drunk.
splinterkb
Master Don Juan
LOL...That reminds me of a time where I woke up real sore, and turned around and had rugburn from my ass to my shoulders...
uess my pants fell down while my buddies were dragging me back to my room. LOL. **** I've had some good times.
I'm easier on my body now though. A LOT easier.