"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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is this chicken any good
u might get the aviary flue

you bring a bottle of wine back to the supermarket recption where you left your bag
' got a corkscrew ? D LOVE TO HAVE A GLASS WITH YOU
( put more emphasis on SCREW than CORK for obviuos reasons !! crdits to gool ol ROSS JEFFRIES)

****Y AND FUNNY


then you introduce the B F element
" i bet u r boyfriend is a wine connoisseur
' i guess so
' nice to have a boy friend who cooks you dinner when u get home in the evening
' i m afraid he doesn t do much of that


see you r in luck
' i can cook u a slap up meal anytime
here s some ^paper !! digits BITTE
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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yeah you would hope so....

wouldnt touch it with a 10 foot pole (no offense to Poles)
seems obviously contrived and boring.

what are you going to to walk around the supermarket with a chicken in one hand a bottle of wine in the other?

it is too limited by its reliance on specific answers?
what if she has a BF who is a good cook?
what if she has a GF who is a good cook (bingo!!)

im guessing you are trying to develop a routine for a supermarket (or whatever you call them malls etc)? why not ask her for advice on a brand of product, or where a certain item is? while doing so sneak a look in her trolley and say upon seeing catfood, make some C&F comment about single women and cats.

be flexible
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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What the hell is this?

Articles that get into the bible (or even the tip album) have to have taken some consideration and forethought. This one took forethought, to write up such a wonderful piece of shit.
 
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The DJ bible is there to help people about the forum and posts....I for one think that boulepiquante should get put into the DJ bible.

New "Troll" section or "Not what to say" section would work out nicely.
 
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I meant he's good at entertaining me, not at picking up.

He's funny!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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boulepiquante is now banned, thanks to me :cheer:

Hey mods,Make sure you erase his IP address in case he comes back :)

your welcome, boulepiquante. I did you great favor by reporting you. That is what you wanted right? silly me, your banned! you cant post here anymore. oh well :D
 
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