"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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is this chicken any good
u might get the aviary flue

you bring a bottle of wine back to the supermarket recption where you left your bag
' got a corkscrew ? D LOVE TO HAVE A GLASS WITH YOU
( put more emphasis on SCREW than CORK for obviuos reasons !! crdits to gool ol ROSS JEFFRIES)

****Y AND FUNNY


then you introduce the B F element
" i bet u r boyfriend is a wine connoisseur
' i guess so
' nice to have a boy friend who cooks you dinner when u get home in the evening
' i m afraid he doesn t do much of that


see you r in luck
' i can cook u a slap up meal anytime
here s some ^paper !! digits BITTE
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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yeah you would hope so....

wouldnt touch it with a 10 foot pole (no offense to Poles)
seems obviously contrived and boring.

what are you going to to walk around the supermarket with a chicken in one hand a bottle of wine in the other?

it is too limited by its reliance on specific answers?
what if she has a BF who is a good cook?
what if she has a GF who is a good cook (bingo!!)

im guessing you are trying to develop a routine for a supermarket (or whatever you call them malls etc)? why not ask her for advice on a brand of product, or where a certain item is? while doing so sneak a look in her trolley and say upon seeing catfood, make some C&F comment about single women and cats.

be flexible
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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What the hell is this?

Articles that get into the bible (or even the tip album) have to have taken some consideration and forethought. This one took forethought, to write up such a wonderful piece of shit.
 
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The DJ bible is there to help people about the forum and posts....I for one think that boulepiquante should get put into the DJ bible.

New "Troll" section or "Not what to say" section would work out nicely.
 
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I meant he's good at entertaining me, not at picking up.

He's funny!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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boulepiquante is now banned, thanks to me :cheer:

Hey mods,Make sure you erase his IP address in case he comes back :)

your welcome, boulepiquante. I did you great favor by reporting you. That is what you wanted right? silly me, your banned! you cant post here anymore. oh well :D
 
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