"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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is this chicken any good
u might get the aviary flue

you bring a bottle of wine back to the supermarket recption where you left your bag
' got a corkscrew ? D LOVE TO HAVE A GLASS WITH YOU
( put more emphasis on SCREW than CORK for obviuos reasons !! crdits to gool ol ROSS JEFFRIES)

****Y AND FUNNY


then you introduce the B F element
" i bet u r boyfriend is a wine connoisseur
' i guess so
' nice to have a boy friend who cooks you dinner when u get home in the evening
' i m afraid he doesn t do much of that


see you r in luck
' i can cook u a slap up meal anytime
here s some ^paper !! digits BITTE
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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yeah you would hope so....

wouldnt touch it with a 10 foot pole (no offense to Poles)
seems obviously contrived and boring.

what are you going to to walk around the supermarket with a chicken in one hand a bottle of wine in the other?

it is too limited by its reliance on specific answers?
what if she has a BF who is a good cook?
what if she has a GF who is a good cook (bingo!!)

im guessing you are trying to develop a routine for a supermarket (or whatever you call them malls etc)? why not ask her for advice on a brand of product, or where a certain item is? while doing so sneak a look in her trolley and say upon seeing catfood, make some C&F comment about single women and cats.

be flexible
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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What the hell is this?

Articles that get into the bible (or even the tip album) have to have taken some consideration and forethought. This one took forethought, to write up such a wonderful piece of shit.
 
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The DJ bible is there to help people about the forum and posts....I for one think that boulepiquante should get put into the DJ bible.

New "Troll" section or "Not what to say" section would work out nicely.
 
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I meant he's good at entertaining me, not at picking up.

He's funny!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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boulepiquante is now banned, thanks to me :cheer:

Hey mods,Make sure you erase his IP address in case he comes back :)

your welcome, boulepiquante. I did you great favor by reporting you. That is what you wanted right? silly me, your banned! you cant post here anymore. oh well :D
 
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