"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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is this chicken any good
u might get the aviary flue

you bring a bottle of wine back to the supermarket recption where you left your bag
' got a corkscrew ? D LOVE TO HAVE A GLASS WITH YOU
( put more emphasis on SCREW than CORK for obviuos reasons !! crdits to gool ol ROSS JEFFRIES)

****Y AND FUNNY


then you introduce the B F element
" i bet u r boyfriend is a wine connoisseur
' i guess so
' nice to have a boy friend who cooks you dinner when u get home in the evening
' i m afraid he doesn t do much of that


see you r in luck
' i can cook u a slap up meal anytime
here s some ^paper !! digits BITTE
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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yeah you would hope so....

wouldnt touch it with a 10 foot pole (no offense to Poles)
seems obviously contrived and boring.

what are you going to to walk around the supermarket with a chicken in one hand a bottle of wine in the other?

it is too limited by its reliance on specific answers?
what if she has a BF who is a good cook?
what if she has a GF who is a good cook (bingo!!)

im guessing you are trying to develop a routine for a supermarket (or whatever you call them malls etc)? why not ask her for advice on a brand of product, or where a certain item is? while doing so sneak a look in her trolley and say upon seeing catfood, make some C&F comment about single women and cats.

be flexible
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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What the hell is this?

Articles that get into the bible (or even the tip album) have to have taken some consideration and forethought. This one took forethought, to write up such a wonderful piece of shit.
 
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The DJ bible is there to help people about the forum and posts....I for one think that boulepiquante should get put into the DJ bible.

New "Troll" section or "Not what to say" section would work out nicely.
 
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I meant he's good at entertaining me, not at picking up.

He's funny!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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boulepiquante is now banned, thanks to me :cheer:

Hey mods,Make sure you erase his IP address in case he comes back :)

your welcome, boulepiquante. I did you great favor by reporting you. That is what you wanted right? silly me, your banned! you cant post here anymore. oh well :D
 
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