Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Let the big boys play for a while longer lolI'm at work so I have a legit reason to be up, you two need to go to bed. Nighty night kids.
I was honestly trying to help him. Probably shouldn't have mentioned the tranny sh1t, but I'm humanNah, which adult dares make fun of a kid when he says he has increased energy and discipline from donning his favourite batman costumes?
We of course allow them their delusions because he's a kid.
Not worried about it, just accepting that's the future.No need to worry abt women's IQ rise, it will reach a stumbling block and won't grow any further, its biologically impossible - the proof is all around us.
The problem of course lies with those men who's IQ's are below average (due to laziness) being unable to command the respect of their female counterparts, since they can't compete with either IQ or EQ then they'll surely need to blame something else.....fapping.
I wonder who was the 1st guy who created this trend in Sosuave?
So that I could revisit his thread and then ask him, how is it now, r ur magical superpowers still making women automatically wet their panties?
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
do you hate meNah, which adult dares make fun of a kid when he says he has increased energy and discipline from donning his favourite batman costumes?
We of course allow them their delusions because he's a kid.
I found booze and decongestants make me limp. Found out about the decongestant on a Tinder datei did tinder dates in the past but my D couldnt go up up up even with hot women
You mean you farted on her or watI found booze and decongestants make me limp. Found out about the decongestant on a Tinder date![]()
No. Decongestant is for treating stuffy sinus. Nothing to do with farting.You mean you farted on her or wat
No, never have, never will.do you hate me
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Superman's costumes coupled with some kinky stuff, that might work hahaIf I fap all the time I will have problems with erection or being able to reach ejaculation. So I try not to fap more than once a week. Also keep some supermans in my bedside table, and can really lay it to a b!tch when I use them lol