"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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xectxny19x

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seriously, how would you guys respond if a girl tells you "guys only think with their second head?"
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I.A.F.Y.B.

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Tell them a joke:

"Why do men think more and women talk more?"
"Because, we have two heads and women have 4 lips!"
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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IPalindromeI

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I'd say... 'there you go, thinking about my second head again...' :D

Seriously. Show me a guy who doesn't think with his first head firmly in tandem with the second one and I'll show you a guy stuck firmly in the friend zone.
 

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IPalindromeI said:
I'd say... 'there you go, thinking about my second head again...' :D

Seriously. Show me a guy who doesn't think with his first head firmly in tandem with the second one and I'll show you a guy stuck firmly in the friend zone.
haha i like that one
 

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This is actually a girl thinking about sex herself and trying to "place blame" on men. You probably should accuser her of being the one thinking about the other head if you get my drift. We don't have the context here. Who brought the subject up?
 

xectxny19x

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we were just joking around. she was talking about how there's probably 1 out of a billion or so guy who are descent. so i responded with "what guy made you so pessimistic?" thus the second head thing. :crazy:

i know she likes me, but that kind of scared me. she sounded like a man-hater. :nervous: i was almost going to ask her, if she liked girls. :D

IPalindromeI said:
I'd say... 'there you go, thinking about my second head again...' :D

Seriously. Show me a guy who doesn't think with his first head firmly in tandem with the second one and I'll show you a guy stuck firmly in the friend zone.
agreed.
 

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...."only around women who talk out of their second lips"
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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just smile no reaction required. and more importantly it depends on the tone she sais that with.. if there is room to make fun about DO NOT HESITATE! GO FOR IT, if she's really pissed off or something, lighten up the mood.

"how many did you meet to *** to that conclusion?"

"complain to mother nature, we only have 5 liters of blood for the entire body one head has to wait for the other."

"I bet the 2nd one is more honoust about his feelings ;)"
 

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"You've got me thinking."
 

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Ask her..."So which head am I thinking with right now?"

Or say..."Then I must be a fvcking genious."
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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