xectxny19x
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seriously, how would you guys respond if a girl tells you "guys only think with their second head?"
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
I.A.F.Y.B.
Master Don Juan
Tell them a joke:
"Why do men think more and women talk more?"
"Because, we have two heads and women have 4 lips!"
"Why do men think more and women talk more?"
"Because, we have two heads and women have 4 lips!"
Entropy4
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"What? Sorry, I wasn't paying attention." *while staring at her breasts*xectxny19x said:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
IPalindromeI
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I'd say... 'there you go, thinking about my second head again...' 
Seriously. Show me a guy who doesn't think with his first head firmly in tandem with the second one and I'll show you a guy stuck firmly in the friend zone.
Seriously. Show me a guy who doesn't think with his first head firmly in tandem with the second one and I'll show you a guy stuck firmly in the friend zone.
haha i like that oneIPalindromeI said:I'd say... 'there you go, thinking about my second head again...'
Seriously. Show me a guy who doesn't think with his first head firmly in tandem with the second one and I'll show you a guy stuck firmly in the friend zone.
This is actually a girl thinking about sex herself and trying to "place blame" on men. You probably should accuser her of being the one thinking about the other head if you get my drift. We don't have the context here. Who brought the subject up?
xectxny19x
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we were just joking around. she was talking about how there's probably 1 out of a billion or so guy who are descent. so i responded with "what guy made you so pessimistic?" thus the second head thing. :crazy:
i know she likes me, but that kind of scared me. she sounded like a man-hater. :nervous: i was almost going to ask her, if she liked girls.
i know she likes me, but that kind of scared me. she sounded like a man-hater. :nervous: i was almost going to ask her, if she liked girls.
agreed.IPalindromeI said:I'd say... 'there you go, thinking about my second head again...'
Seriously. Show me a guy who doesn't think with his first head firmly in tandem with the second one and I'll show you a guy stuck firmly in the friend zone.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Sir I
Don Juan
just smile no reaction required. and more importantly it depends on the tone she sais that with.. if there is room to make fun about DO NOT HESITATE! GO FOR IT, if she's really pissed off or something, lighten up the mood.
"how many did you meet to *** to that conclusion?"
"complain to mother nature, we only have 5 liters of blood for the entire body one head has to wait for the other."
"I bet the 2nd one is more honoust about his feelings"
"how many did you meet to *** to that conclusion?"
"complain to mother nature, we only have 5 liters of blood for the entire body one head has to wait for the other."
"I bet the 2nd one is more honoust about his feelings
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Ask her..."So which head am I thinking with right now?"
Or say..."Then I must be a fvcking genious."
Or say..."Then I must be a fvcking genious."
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.