xectxny19x
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seriously, how would you guys respond if a girl tells you "guys only think with their second head?"
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I.A.F.Y.B.
Master Don Juan
Tell them a joke:
"Why do men think more and women talk more?"
"Because, we have two heads and women have 4 lips!"
"Why do men think more and women talk more?"
"Because, we have two heads and women have 4 lips!"
Entropy4
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"What? Sorry, I wasn't paying attention." *while staring at her breasts*xectxny19x said:
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
IPalindromeI
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I'd say... 'there you go, thinking about my second head again...' 
Seriously. Show me a guy who doesn't think with his first head firmly in tandem with the second one and I'll show you a guy stuck firmly in the friend zone.
Seriously. Show me a guy who doesn't think with his first head firmly in tandem with the second one and I'll show you a guy stuck firmly in the friend zone.
haha i like that oneIPalindromeI said:I'd say... 'there you go, thinking about my second head again...'
Seriously. Show me a guy who doesn't think with his first head firmly in tandem with the second one and I'll show you a guy stuck firmly in the friend zone.
This is actually a girl thinking about sex herself and trying to "place blame" on men. You probably should accuser her of being the one thinking about the other head if you get my drift. We don't have the context here. Who brought the subject up?
xectxny19x
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we were just joking around. she was talking about how there's probably 1 out of a billion or so guy who are descent. so i responded with "what guy made you so pessimistic?" thus the second head thing. :crazy:
i know she likes me, but that kind of scared me. she sounded like a man-hater. :nervous: i was almost going to ask her, if she liked girls.
i know she likes me, but that kind of scared me. she sounded like a man-hater. :nervous: i was almost going to ask her, if she liked girls.
agreed.IPalindromeI said:I'd say... 'there you go, thinking about my second head again...'
Seriously. Show me a guy who doesn't think with his first head firmly in tandem with the second one and I'll show you a guy stuck firmly in the friend zone.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Sir I
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just smile no reaction required. and more importantly it depends on the tone she sais that with.. if there is room to make fun about DO NOT HESITATE! GO FOR IT, if she's really pissed off or something, lighten up the mood.
"how many did you meet to *** to that conclusion?"
"complain to mother nature, we only have 5 liters of blood for the entire body one head has to wait for the other."
"I bet the 2nd one is more honoust about his feelings"
"how many did you meet to *** to that conclusion?"
"complain to mother nature, we only have 5 liters of blood for the entire body one head has to wait for the other."
"I bet the 2nd one is more honoust about his feelings
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Ask her..."So which head am I thinking with right now?"
Or say..."Then I must be a fvcking genious."
Or say..."Then I must be a fvcking genious."
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.