xectxny19x
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seriously, how would you guys respond if a girl tells you "guys only think with their second head?"
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I.A.F.Y.B.
Master Don Juan
Tell them a joke:
"Why do men think more and women talk more?"
"Because, we have two heads and women have 4 lips!"
"Why do men think more and women talk more?"
"Because, we have two heads and women have 4 lips!"
Entropy4
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"What? Sorry, I wasn't paying attention." *while staring at her breasts*xectxny19x said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
IPalindromeI
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I'd say... 'there you go, thinking about my second head again...' 
Seriously. Show me a guy who doesn't think with his first head firmly in tandem with the second one and I'll show you a guy stuck firmly in the friend zone.
Seriously. Show me a guy who doesn't think with his first head firmly in tandem with the second one and I'll show you a guy stuck firmly in the friend zone.
haha i like that oneIPalindromeI said:I'd say... 'there you go, thinking about my second head again...'
Seriously. Show me a guy who doesn't think with his first head firmly in tandem with the second one and I'll show you a guy stuck firmly in the friend zone.
This is actually a girl thinking about sex herself and trying to "place blame" on men. You probably should accuser her of being the one thinking about the other head if you get my drift. We don't have the context here. Who brought the subject up?
xectxny19x
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we were just joking around. she was talking about how there's probably 1 out of a billion or so guy who are descent. so i responded with "what guy made you so pessimistic?" thus the second head thing. :crazy:
i know she likes me, but that kind of scared me. she sounded like a man-hater. :nervous: i was almost going to ask her, if she liked girls.
i know she likes me, but that kind of scared me. she sounded like a man-hater. :nervous: i was almost going to ask her, if she liked girls.
agreed.IPalindromeI said:I'd say... 'there you go, thinking about my second head again...'
Seriously. Show me a guy who doesn't think with his first head firmly in tandem with the second one and I'll show you a guy stuck firmly in the friend zone.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Sir I
Don Juan
just smile no reaction required. and more importantly it depends on the tone she sais that with.. if there is room to make fun about DO NOT HESITATE! GO FOR IT, if she's really pissed off or something, lighten up the mood.
"how many did you meet to *** to that conclusion?"
"complain to mother nature, we only have 5 liters of blood for the entire body one head has to wait for the other."
"I bet the 2nd one is more honoust about his feelings"
"how many did you meet to *** to that conclusion?"
"complain to mother nature, we only have 5 liters of blood for the entire body one head has to wait for the other."
"I bet the 2nd one is more honoust about his feelings
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Ask her..."So which head am I thinking with right now?"
Or say..."Then I must be a fvcking genious."
Or say..."Then I must be a fvcking genious."
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.