"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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xectxny19x

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seriously, how would you guys respond if a girl tells you "guys only think with their second head?"
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I.A.F.Y.B.

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Tell them a joke:

"Why do men think more and women talk more?"
"Because, we have two heads and women have 4 lips!"
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I'd say... 'there you go, thinking about my second head again...' :D

Seriously. Show me a guy who doesn't think with his first head firmly in tandem with the second one and I'll show you a guy stuck firmly in the friend zone.
 

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IPalindromeI said:
I'd say... 'there you go, thinking about my second head again...' :D

Seriously. Show me a guy who doesn't think with his first head firmly in tandem with the second one and I'll show you a guy stuck firmly in the friend zone.
haha i like that one
 

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This is actually a girl thinking about sex herself and trying to "place blame" on men. You probably should accuser her of being the one thinking about the other head if you get my drift. We don't have the context here. Who brought the subject up?
 

xectxny19x

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we were just joking around. she was talking about how there's probably 1 out of a billion or so guy who are descent. so i responded with "what guy made you so pessimistic?" thus the second head thing. :crazy:

i know she likes me, but that kind of scared me. she sounded like a man-hater. :nervous: i was almost going to ask her, if she liked girls. :D

IPalindromeI said:
I'd say... 'there you go, thinking about my second head again...' :D

Seriously. Show me a guy who doesn't think with his first head firmly in tandem with the second one and I'll show you a guy stuck firmly in the friend zone.
agreed.
 

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...."only around women who talk out of their second lips"
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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just smile no reaction required. and more importantly it depends on the tone she sais that with.. if there is room to make fun about DO NOT HESITATE! GO FOR IT, if she's really pissed off or something, lighten up the mood.

"how many did you meet to *** to that conclusion?"

"complain to mother nature, we only have 5 liters of blood for the entire body one head has to wait for the other."

"I bet the 2nd one is more honoust about his feelings ;)"
 

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"You've got me thinking."
 

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Ask her..."So which head am I thinking with right now?"

Or say..."Then I must be a fvcking genious."
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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