"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How to win over a bad boy...By Chelsea Kaplan

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Most men fall into one of two categories, Marrying Men and Hardened Bachelors, aka Bad Boys.
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Good news for us aspiring DJ's since a DJ is a hybrid of the two (more or less anyway...i'm generalizing)

When dating, he asks questions like, “What was your last relationship like?” to understand whether you qualify as a marriage-minded woman.
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Or to get an idea of how her last relationship panned out. The end is always in the beginning if you look close enough...

Marrying Men like being in relationships. In fact, they need them. Now, “need” isn’t a dirty word when it comes to men in relationships, because in truth, men only marry the women they need.
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:crackup: :crackup:

The thing to remember about these guys is that you will never come first; he’s totally self-involved, so keep your expectations realistic.
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Umm...yeah, it's called self-independence and self-improvement. Nobody comes first but me and only me.

Typical crap. What else can you expect from somebody who wrote a book about manhandling?

Don't be a slave to women like these, guys. Find your balls, grab them, and rock on. :rockon:
 
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What a waste of space.

"Love coach"?

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wutangfinancial said:
Men come in two types, good looking and not good looking. The not good looking guys compensate by having good careers, being stable, and just being all around nice guys. They marry, out of desperation, and their women cheat on them with good looking guys, who were given the greatest gift in nature.

Look, bad boy is simply woman-ese for good looking. All women want to get a guy out of their league and tame him.
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Good observation, wutang. It's hard to keep a leash on an Amerikan woman because they aren't as loyal as Russian women.
 
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wutangfinancial said:
Men come in two types, good looking and not good looking. The not good looking guys compensate by having good careers, being stable, and just being all around nice guys. They marry, out of desperation, and their women cheat on them with good looking guys, who were given the greatest gift in nature.

Look, bad boy is simply woman-ese for good looking. All women want to get a guy out of their league and tame him.
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i sorta agree.
you don't see a "bad boy" without good looks.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Good lord, if there was a record for the highest number of clichés and stereotypes in 1000 words, I think Chelsea Kaplan has just smashed it.

Seriously, it feels like I have read this same article 101 times before.
 
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Gubby said:
What a waste of space.

"Love coach"?

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LeComteDeMonteCristo said:
Good lord, if there was a record for the highest number of clichés and stereotypes in 1000 words, I think Chelsea Kaplan has just smashed it.
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:crackup: THIS has to be the funniest article I've ever read. I almost fell out of my seat laughing from this so called "love coach".

I just keep picturing all these women taking notes, studying articles like this, and then trying to place us in to one of two types...marriage material or bad boy. :crackup:

This great news for us men though! The less women know about US, the better, IMO.
 
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