How to respond when a girl says 'I'm a lesbian' ?

[Guitar_Whizz]

Hi all. Remember the long post in the DJ hall of fame where everyone shared their best responses to 'I've got a boyfriend'? Well let's start a thread about how to respond when a girl says she's a lesbian.

Example: you approach a girl, then suggest getting together, exchanging numbers etc, when she says to you 'I'm a lesbian'.

As a regular daytime direct approacher, the lesbian response isn't something I get very often, but I do hear it on occassion.

Now I understand that in some cases it could be true as she could genuinely be a lesbian. But equally, just as some women use the 'I've got a boyfriend' line to test you to see how you'll react, I feel that the 'I'm a lesbian' line is sometimes just a test too. I understand that in some cases it could also simply be an excuse to get rid of you because she's not attracted to you.

Either way, let's all share some great, snappy, witty responses to 'I'm a lesbian' so we can at least have a comeback for it.

Also, if anyone has successfully hooked up with a chick who claimed to be a lesbian, please share how you did it so we can learn from you.

 

[SgtSplacker]

Be careful with lesbians, some of them are the most covert male hating feminists around. When a girl drops the lesbian card on me I usually start Kino or something to immediately check her disposition to me. If she's not submissive at all keep moving you have a butch on your hands and that means no blow jobs...ever

 

[Arcturus]

You need to figure out by her tone and actions if she is serious or just kidding. If she is a real lesbian, then just walk away from her. If you think it is a game or a test, then be like "sweet we have so much in common, and start talking about the girl's she finds hot and who she'd want to make out with. Pull another girl in and start playing games like "hey lesbian, who's the better kisser, me or her and try and make out with both."

 

[marmel75]

"Oh...you must be afraid of getting poked with sharp objects" and give her a sly smile

 

[Alvafe]

"me too" come to my mind

but serious that is or she is trying to tell you buss off, or rally is, so why waste time here? I really never saw a "cool" lesbian, and most likely if she was cool she wouldn't say anything

 

[fastlife]

"You're not fat enough to be a lesbian."

Stay non-reactive during the absolutely epic blowout. Ask me how I know.

 

[Bible_Belt]

 

[devilkingx2]

"peace out"

it's kind of like asking "how do i rob a millitary base filled with armed soldiers?" you fvcking don't lol

 

[wifehunter]

Walk

 

[Silko]

my last ex is lesbian/bi ... leave it for what it is.
good possible she wanna try to know if she's really bi, or lesbian, or actually hetero.

You are a test and will never have the power here, even she is honnest.

My ex said in a lightly drunk state: I want a girl.
The day after, she broke up.

Lesson learned.

 

[Mike32ct]

It's a universal rejection. Let it go and walk.

Genuine lesbian women usually aren't going to tell random straight guys they just met about their orientation.

 

[NSX-R]

"Let me prove you wrong..."

 

[playa99]

I did make out with a 'lesbian' once. The key: Alcohol.

 

[Billtx49]

So you like women ?
I do too

 

[Comp eliminator]

Thats great lets grab a drink

 

[logicallefty]

"So was the last woman I dated".

 

[Guitar_Whizz]

Thanks for the replies so far, guys. Anyone else care to give their thoughts on this?