"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How to respond when a girl says 'I'm a lesbian' ?

Guitar_Whizz

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Hi all. Remember the long post in the DJ hall of fame where everyone shared their best responses to 'I've got a boyfriend'? Well let's start a thread about how to respond when a girl says she's a lesbian.

Example: you approach a girl, then suggest getting together, exchanging numbers etc, when she says to you 'I'm a lesbian'.

As a regular daytime direct approacher, the lesbian response isn't something I get very often, but I do hear it on occassion.

Now I understand that in some cases it could be true as she could genuinely be a lesbian. But equally, just as some women use the 'I've got a boyfriend' line to test you to see how you'll react, I feel that the 'I'm a lesbian' line is sometimes just a test too. I understand that in some cases it could also simply be an excuse to get rid of you because she's not attracted to you.

Either way, let's all share some great, snappy, witty responses to 'I'm a lesbian' so we can at least have a comeback for it.

Also, if anyone has successfully hooked up with a chick who claimed to be a lesbian, please share how you did it so we can learn from you.
 
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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Be careful with lesbians, some of them are the most covert male hating feminists around. When a girl drops the lesbian card on me I usually start Kino or something to immediately check her disposition to me. If she's not submissive at all keep moving you have a butch on your hands and that means no blow jobs...ever
 

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You need to figure out by her tone and actions if she is serious or just kidding. If she is a real lesbian, then just walk away from her. If you think it is a game or a test, then be like "sweet we have so much in common, and start talking about the girl's she finds hot and who she'd want to make out with. Pull another girl in and start playing games like "hey lesbian, who's the better kisser, me or her and try and make out with both."
 

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"Oh...you must be afraid of getting poked with sharp objects" and give her a sly smile
 

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"me too" come to my mind :p

but serious that is or she is trying to tell you buss off, or rally is, so why waste time here? I really never saw a "cool" lesbian, and most likely if she was cool she wouldn't say anything
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"peace out"

it's kind of like asking "how do i rob a millitary base filled with armed soldiers?" you fvcking don't lol
 

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Walk
 

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my last ex is lesbian/bi ... leave it for what it is.
good possible she wanna try to know if she's really bi, or lesbian, or actually hetero.

You are a test and will never have the power here, even she is honnest.

My ex said in a lightly drunk state: I want a girl.
The day after, she broke up.

Lesson learned.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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playa99

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I did make out with a 'lesbian' once. The key: Alcohol.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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"So was the last woman I dated".
 

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Thanks for the replies so far, guys. Anyone else care to give their thoughts on this?
 
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