"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How to respond when a girl says 'I'm a lesbian' ?

Guitar_Whizz

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Hi all. Remember the long post in the DJ hall of fame where everyone shared their best responses to 'I've got a boyfriend'? Well let's start a thread about how to respond when a girl says she's a lesbian.

Example: you approach a girl, then suggest getting together, exchanging numbers etc, when she says to you 'I'm a lesbian'.

As a regular daytime direct approacher, the lesbian response isn't something I get very often, but I do hear it on occassion.

Now I understand that in some cases it could be true as she could genuinely be a lesbian. But equally, just as some women use the 'I've got a boyfriend' line to test you to see how you'll react, I feel that the 'I'm a lesbian' line is sometimes just a test too. I understand that in some cases it could also simply be an excuse to get rid of you because she's not attracted to you.

Either way, let's all share some great, snappy, witty responses to 'I'm a lesbian' so we can at least have a comeback for it.

Also, if anyone has successfully hooked up with a chick who claimed to be a lesbian, please share how you did it so we can learn from you.
 
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Be careful with lesbians, some of them are the most covert male hating feminists around. When a girl drops the lesbian card on me I usually start Kino or something to immediately check her disposition to me. If she's not submissive at all keep moving you have a butch on your hands and that means no blow jobs...ever
 

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You need to figure out by her tone and actions if she is serious or just kidding. If she is a real lesbian, then just walk away from her. If you think it is a game or a test, then be like "sweet we have so much in common, and start talking about the girl's she finds hot and who she'd want to make out with. Pull another girl in and start playing games like "hey lesbian, who's the better kisser, me or her and try and make out with both."
 

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"Oh...you must be afraid of getting poked with sharp objects" and give her a sly smile
 

Alvafe

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"me too" come to my mind :p

but serious that is or she is trying to tell you buss off, or rally is, so why waste time here? I really never saw a "cool" lesbian, and most likely if she was cool she wouldn't say anything
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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"peace out"

it's kind of like asking "how do i rob a millitary base filled with armed soldiers?" you fvcking don't lol
 

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Walk
 

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my last ex is lesbian/bi ... leave it for what it is.
good possible she wanna try to know if she's really bi, or lesbian, or actually hetero.

You are a test and will never have the power here, even she is honnest.

My ex said in a lightly drunk state: I want a girl.
The day after, she broke up.

Lesson learned.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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playa99

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I did make out with a 'lesbian' once. The key: Alcohol.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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"So was the last woman I dated".
 

Guitar_Whizz

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Thanks for the replies so far, guys. Anyone else care to give their thoughts on this?
 
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