CrazyDude93
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i chatted to a girl to really late at night . Then she stopped replying and send me sorry i feel asleep . How do i reply her with a playful way ?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
How to reply "sorry i fell asleep" ?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
CrazyDude93
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I searched but didn't found a proper post
soulforge
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I meant that in Sarcasm.. You created a thread about this.. Really.
Anyhow.. Just say its not a problem.. Then continue living your life.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Mike32ct
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She either did fall asleep which is understandable, or she made that up. But it’s too soon to tell.
Cut her some slack. You are worrying about nothing.
Cut her some slack. You are worrying about nothing.
RangerMIke
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"You were asleep? I couldn't tell the difference." Then tease her about being boring and challenge her to prove you wrong.
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AJ84
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Sorry I fell into a coma.
EyeBRollin
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Lmao.
Ignore that piece of **** text. Ghost, then ask her out in a week.
Ignore that piece of **** text. Ghost, then ask her out in a week.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
sazc
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Such a bullsh1t text
Don't reply, at all. Go NC until she reaches out again
Srsly - how fvcking hard is it to SEND a text saying "I'm off to bed/busy/gotta do things, TTYL" when you are off to bed/busy/gotta do things OR JUST BORED OF THE CONVERSATION?
Ridiculous
Don't reply, at all. Go NC until she reaches out again
Srsly - how fvcking hard is it to SEND a text saying "I'm off to bed/busy/gotta do things, TTYL" when you are off to bed/busy/gotta do things OR JUST BORED OF THE CONVERSATION?
Ridiculous
Doctor Europeo
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Op you banged her already? Too much texting before sex can put you in friendzone
devilkingx2
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If things aren't going well: "don't worry, I had company to distract me 
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If things are going well: ":O I can't believe you!!! Idk how I'll ever forgive you for this dishonor :'("
"If things are going well: ":O I can't believe you!!! Idk how I'll ever forgive you for this dishonor :'("
John Constantine
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Answer two days later with soorry I was in the shower... no but seriously dude.. you’re over thinking things and they can feel this sh*t I guarantee you
marmel75
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Lmao!!!!!
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
redskinsfan92
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No contact
flowtheory
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Bro..
CrazyDude93
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Lol , i went NC and she reached out today . We just talked for a few minutes then i set a date with her again and she said yes ( i asked her out once but she said she was busy , she wasnot sure , which is a shade of "no" ) . i've been in this situation for many times . I think I need to let the girls know that i know it was an excuse . And punish them so they won't do it again .
redskinsfan92
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Good job! One of the points of no contact is it builds attraction. Women love mystery. She probably drove herself crazy wondering why you hadn't messaged her.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.