How to reject fat girls (Serious responses only PLEASE!)

[Demystify]

Okay, so fat girls constantly hit on me and it really really annoys me. I want to know what I can say to a fat girl so she'll stop hitting on me and never bother me again for the rest of my life. Any tips?

 

[Tonypencil]

I assume you want to come off as a nice guy/ not risk any hotties within earshot assuming that because you berate manatees you are incapable of love?

 

[HeyPachuco!]

Round up a date,



Bring large can of DIET COKE,this is effective and sufficient way of exterminating any further fat trouble.



Nah seriously,just say you're not available, I mean how hard isit?



Same applies for any other female you're not attracted to who keeps bugging you,not just fatties.

 

[hansol]

Just ask their "advice" about a situation involving you and your "girlfriend".

Bringing a date is most helpful though.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Fat girls need love, too! I always flirt back. In public, I am happy to hug a fat girl, kiss her on one of her chins, and make her feel attractive for one brief moment. Men might look down on that, but women do not. Women think ANY woman showing interest in you is better than no woman showing interest. You don't have to take the fat girl home. Just make her giggle and blush a little, then she will go tell all of her friends how sexy you are. And some of them...or their friends...might not be fat.

 

[ima str8 up pimp]

Couldn't agree more with you Bible Belt.

 

[scrouds]

Go work out and get built. Fat chicks won't approach a dude they know they have no chance with.

 

[drak_ool]

Intuitively, I would also say make friends with the fat girl and hope that she has hotties around she can introduce you to. However, from experience, I ve realized that you can run into trouble with this approach if the fat girl is so self delusional that she thinks you are actually flirting back with her. Then she will coc.kblock any attempt to hit on her friends and you will end up wasting quite a lot of time getting rid of her after that.

So, unless her friends are really worth it, I would just ignore her, keeping looking away while she talks, start other convos while she s talking to you, etc and most will get the point.

 

[chuk15]

Bible Belt wins this thread.

 

[DonJuan11]

Okay, so fat girls constantly hit on me and it really really annoys me. I want to know what I can say to a fat girl so she'll stop hitting on me and never bother me again for the rest of my life. Any tips?

Questions like this are hilarious. It's like saying "Money keeps coming to my bank account and it really really annoys me."

 

[Duffdog]

Questions like this are hilarious. It's like saying "Money keeps coming to my bank account and it really really annoys me."

fat chics do not equal money. Just be like a hot girl and make her work for your number and say "call me." Then, don't ever answer the phone. Problem solved.

duh...

 

[Deadly_Ripped]

I always take attention as a complement, whether from a fat chick or gay guy. Somewhere inside me though, I feel like a valuation was made inside that fat chick's head that I am not attractive enough for her to significantly risk bruising her extremely fragile ego by hitting on me.

It's not like a money thing... it's like a job.

Imagine putting your resume into a job application website, and receiving offers from companies to do work for which you are extremely overqualified. You'd laugh at those offers and you may even be insulted that a company thought that the particular job being offered was an appropriate valuation of experiences and skills. In the same way, when a fat chick hits on me, I feel flattered that she wanted my nuts, but I feel insulted that she thought she could get them.

I just don't return any flirting and flattery, but I remain friendly and personable. They have to be idiots to not know when a guy is clearly being polite versus interested.

 

[DonJuan11]

fat chics do not equal money. Just be like a hot girl and make her work for your number and say "call me." Then, don't ever answer the phone. Problem solved.

The point wasn't to equate money with fat girls, the point was to show his statement defies logic as he is trying to build up his own ego by telling us fat girls hit on him everywhere and anywhere he goes and it doesn't make sense. It means he gets hit on 24-7 by fat girls, when he goes to washroom, to work, to school, grocery shopping, on the train, in the classroom, where ever. So when he asks "I want to know what I can say to a fat girl so she'll stop hitting on me and never bother me again for the rest of my life." he can insult, put her down, spit in her face and or hit her, then she won't bother him. But when he tells us he is so attractive that no matter what he does the fat girl is smitten, it defies logic.

 

[Demystify]

then she will go tell all of her friends how sexy you are. And some of them...or their friends...might not be fat.

I don't think it's that easy to go for a fat girl's in-shape friends. If their friends know that the fat girl has a crush on me they might be more inclined to reject me because they don't want to go for a guy their friend is obsessed with.

 

[Bible_Belt]

If their friends know that the fat girl has a crush on me they might be more inclined to reject me because they don't want to go for a guy their friend is obsessed with.


Men are like that, but not women. Men will usually follow a 'bros before hos' mentality. Women are catty b!tches who always want to have the man their friends want. It might not happen that night if they are out together, but doing a girl's friends is usually not that difficult. This is all aside from the topic of fat girls, but it works with them, too. A lot of women don't see fat girls as being quite as undesirable as themselves, due to their own low self-esteem, which is why they would find validation in stealing even a fat girl's man.

 

[londonzen]

im terrible at rejection.

there was a fat girl at work a heffer any way i kept flirting. she went to a nother building came back one for a meeting at our office walked past our room saw me(from the door can only see the person on the front desk) come bundling into the room with how are you been missing you what not looks up sees my colleagues looking goes red runs out. as i act coldly towards her and my colleagus howl with laughter

 

[Nutz]

Round up a date,



Bring large can of DIET COKE,this is effective and sufficient way of exterminating any further fat trouble.



Nah seriously,just say you're not available, I mean how hard isit?



Same applies for any other female you're not attracted to who keeps bugging you,not just fatties.

Agreed. Just pull a card out the female deck and say you have a girlfriend or are already seeing someone. Problem solved, right? Had to do that yesterday when a 50something hit on me. Just blatant and forward. I just told her I'm flattered, but I'm already seeing someone. Never mind the fact I was backing away slowly and creeped out like mad because it was like getting hit on by my mom or something...

 

[f283000]

fat girls approaching you = you look too much like a nice guy, reek of "niceguy" etc etc.

You have to reek of "niceguy" in order for a fat girl to "woman up" and talk to you. This is because they have less fear of being put down. You think they are going to be approaching the jerk that will tell them to f___ off? they only approach guys they either see as feminine/weak/nice that they think are not as high up from their level.

For the sake of your reputation never be seen talking to a fattie...unless she is hanging around with 2 of her hot friends then I wouldn't mind saying hi to her in order to get an introduction to her pals

 

[Julian]

Fat girls need love, too! I always flirt back. In public, I am happy to hug a fat girl, kiss her on one of her chins, and make her feel attractive for one brief moment. Men might look down on that, but women do not. Women think ANY woman showing interest in you is better than no woman showing interest. You don't have to take the fat girl home. Just make her giggle and blush a little, then she will go tell all of her friends how sexy you are. And some of them...or their friends...might not be fat.

I could not disagree more. If some fine breezy saw me huggin on a fat b1tch shes gonna be like "ew whats wrong with him" or "that must be a family member". Not "oh god hes sexy and sweet cuz he hugged my troll friend i want his nuts omgz"

 

[scribblec]

Fat girls need love, too! I always flirt back. In public, I am happy to hug a fat girl, kiss her on one of her chins, and make her feel attractive for one brief moment. Men might look down on that, but women do not. Women think ANY woman showing interest in you is better than no woman showing interest. You don't have to take the fat girl home. Just make her giggle and blush a little, then she will go tell all of her friends how sexy you are. And some of them...or their friends...might not be fat.

i tried this approach and it worked initially as i got close to one of her friends, eventually the fat ***** **** blocked me cos she couldnt take me being with her friend instead of her