"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
How to introduce P!ss to a relationship
- Thread starter Burroughs
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
mintyweasel
Don Juan
hes as funny as cancer 
if this guy ever came to the UK he'd be on stage in front of an empty room, I know theres subtle differences between the american and english sense of humours, but come on, did he pay his audience to laugh?
if this guy ever came to the UK he'd be on stage in front of an empty room, I know theres subtle differences between the american and english sense of humours, but come on, did he pay his audience to laugh?
Im from the UK and disagree entirely with youmintyweasel said:hes as funny as cancer
if this guy ever came to the UK he'd be on stage in front of an empty room, I know theres subtle differences between the american and english sense of humours, but come on, did he pay his audience to laugh?
mintyweasel
Don Juan
It's the same genre of comedy as chubby brown, yeh some people find it amusing ,but it takes no talent to just spout smut, this guy is crap, period.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
minty you are far too stupid to be alive period
...too bad you're not a white girl dating joran van der sloot :crackup:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeCMCJc5-jg
...too bad you're not a white girl dating joran van der sloot :crackup:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeCMCJc5-jg
mintyweasel
Don Juan
Oh ****, yeh sorry, I forgot there for a minute that I'm stupid. Please forgive me.Burroughs said: