"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
How to introduce P!ss to a relationship
- Thread starter Burroughs
- Start date
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
mintyweasel
Don Juan
hes as funny as cancer 
if this guy ever came to the UK he'd be on stage in front of an empty room, I know theres subtle differences between the american and english sense of humours, but come on, did he pay his audience to laugh?
if this guy ever came to the UK he'd be on stage in front of an empty room, I know theres subtle differences between the american and english sense of humours, but come on, did he pay his audience to laugh?
Im from the UK and disagree entirely with youmintyweasel said:hes as funny as cancer
if this guy ever came to the UK he'd be on stage in front of an empty room, I know theres subtle differences between the american and english sense of humours, but come on, did he pay his audience to laugh?
mintyweasel
Don Juan
It's the same genre of comedy as chubby brown, yeh some people find it amusing ,but it takes no talent to just spout smut, this guy is crap, period.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
minty you are far too stupid to be alive period
...too bad you're not a white girl dating joran van der sloot :crackup:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeCMCJc5-jg
...too bad you're not a white girl dating joran van der sloot :crackup:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeCMCJc5-jg
mintyweasel
Don Juan
Oh ****, yeh sorry, I forgot there for a minute that I'm stupid. Please forgive me.Burroughs said: