Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
How to introduce P!ss to a relationship
- Thread starter Burroughs
- Start date
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
mintyweasel
Don Juan
hes as funny as cancer 
if this guy ever came to the UK he'd be on stage in front of an empty room, I know theres subtle differences between the american and english sense of humours, but come on, did he pay his audience to laugh?
if this guy ever came to the UK he'd be on stage in front of an empty room, I know theres subtle differences between the american and english sense of humours, but come on, did he pay his audience to laugh?
Im from the UK and disagree entirely with youmintyweasel said:hes as funny as cancer
if this guy ever came to the UK he'd be on stage in front of an empty room, I know theres subtle differences between the american and english sense of humours, but come on, did he pay his audience to laugh?
mintyweasel
Don Juan
It's the same genre of comedy as chubby brown, yeh some people find it amusing ,but it takes no talent to just spout smut, this guy is crap, period.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
minty you are far too stupid to be alive period
...too bad you're not a white girl dating joran van der sloot :crackup:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeCMCJc5-jg
...too bad you're not a white girl dating joran van der sloot :crackup:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeCMCJc5-jg
mintyweasel
Don Juan
Oh ****, yeh sorry, I forgot there for a minute that I'm stupid. Please forgive me.Burroughs said: