"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
How to introduce P!ss to a relationship
- Thread starter Burroughs
- Start date
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
mintyweasel
Don Juan
hes as funny as cancer 
if this guy ever came to the UK he'd be on stage in front of an empty room, I know theres subtle differences between the american and english sense of humours, but come on, did he pay his audience to laugh?
if this guy ever came to the UK he'd be on stage in front of an empty room, I know theres subtle differences between the american and english sense of humours, but come on, did he pay his audience to laugh?
Im from the UK and disagree entirely with youmintyweasel said:hes as funny as cancer
if this guy ever came to the UK he'd be on stage in front of an empty room, I know theres subtle differences between the american and english sense of humours, but come on, did he pay his audience to laugh?
mintyweasel
Don Juan
It's the same genre of comedy as chubby brown, yeh some people find it amusing ,but it takes no talent to just spout smut, this guy is crap, period.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
minty you are far too stupid to be alive period
...too bad you're not a white girl dating joran van der sloot :crackup:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeCMCJc5-jg
...too bad you're not a white girl dating joran van der sloot :crackup:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeCMCJc5-jg
mintyweasel
Don Juan
Oh ****, yeh sorry, I forgot there for a minute that I'm stupid. Please forgive me.Burroughs said: