"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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How often do you reach the cervix?

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Of the 8 women I penetrated I only reached the cervix on one and it makes me so fùcking angry, makes me feel inadequate.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Of the 8 women I penetrated I only reached the cervix on one and it makes me so fùcking angry, makes me feel inadequate.
You are inadequate. And you are also a

 

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I rather he post his delusions here then go on a shooting rampage thinking every women is possessed by Demons.

Poor fella is angry all the time.
 

spinich

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True that. Maybe the forum should have a special section for nut job trolls and delusional types...
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Epic Days

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This is a serious post? LOL
A doctor can reach her cervix with his fingers to check dilation before birth.

Change position and have her arch her back.

It is a unique post if it's real. lol Some women are deeper than others. Believe it or not for some women pounding on her cervix is painful for others it's not. Going too deep is not appreciated by all women. You will know when she puts her hand on you trying to hold you back a little.
 

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Cervix coaxes a mans ego knowing hes maxxed out her vaginal barrel. Thing about it even with 8" you wont completely max out every single female as some are deeper.
 

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Worry about what is in your control. How are your junk aligns with the inside of her is not in your control. But what is in your control is to put effort into giving her pleasure By fingering, oral, foreplay, etc. I have posted this before I am not the most hung horse in the barn. Not lengthwise. Girth wise I am OK. But every time I have sex I get the woman off 19 out of 20 times. Sometimes this with penetration, and sometimes it’s other ways. It doesn’t matter how I do it. What matters is I put in the extra effort to see to it that it gets done. Another thing I am careful about his hygiene. I don’t care how much I want it If my balls are sweaty it’s not going to happen until I shower. I will not put her through that.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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While you're inside her, rub her c-l-i-t gently. That should help a bit. My current lady squrited from a durl motion from intercourse and by me rubbing her c-l-i-t to climax.
 

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Worry about what is in your control. How are your junk aligns with the inside of her is not in your control. But what is in your control is to put effort into giving her pleasure By fingering, oral, foreplay, etc. I have posted this before I am not the most hung horse in the barn. Not lengthwise. Girth wise I am OK. But every time I have sex I get the woman off 19 out of 20 times. Sometimes this with penetration, and sometimes it’s other ways. It doesn’t matter how I do it. What matters is I put in the extra effort to see to it that it gets done. Another thing I am careful about his hygiene. I don’t care how much I want it If my balls are sweaty it’s not going to happen until I shower. I will not put her through that.
dont call it junk its definently not junk );
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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