Plasticbucket
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Of the 8 women I penetrated I only reached the cervix on one and it makes me so fùcking angry, makes me feel inadequate.
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
How often do you reach the cervix?
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
marmel75
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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This is a serious post? LOL
A doctor can reach her cervix with his fingers to check dilation before birth.
Change position and have her arch her back.
It is a unique post if it's real. lol Some women are deeper than others. Believe it or not for some women pounding on her cervix is painful for others it's not. Going too deep is not appreciated by all women. You will know when she puts her hand on you trying to hold you back a little.
A doctor can reach her cervix with his fingers to check dilation before birth.
Change position and have her arch her back.
It is a unique post if it's real. lol Some women are deeper than others. Believe it or not for some women pounding on her cervix is painful for others it's not. Going too deep is not appreciated by all women. You will know when she puts her hand on you trying to hold you back a little.
speed dawg
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DrBeard?
mrgoodstuff
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Cervix coaxes a mans ego knowing hes maxxed out her vaginal barrel. Thing about it even with 8" you wont completely max out every single female as some are deeper.
DEEZEDBRAH
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Self awareness is growing in this one.
logicallefty
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Worry about what is in your control. How are your junk aligns with the inside of her is not in your control. But what is in your control is to put effort into giving her pleasure By fingering, oral, foreplay, etc. I have posted this before I am not the most hung horse in the barn. Not lengthwise. Girth wise I am OK. But every time I have sex I get the woman off 19 out of 20 times. Sometimes this with penetration, and sometimes it’s other ways. It doesn’t matter how I do it. What matters is I put in the extra effort to see to it that it gets done. Another thing I am careful about his hygiene. I don’t care how much I want it If my balls are sweaty it’s not going to happen until I shower. I will not put her through that.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Atom Smasher
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Ah, DrBeard, the greatest troll of all time...
Serenity
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If it's good for both of you then this is irrelevant.
RickTheToad
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While you're inside her, rub her c-l-i-t gently. That should help a bit. My current lady squrited from a durl motion from intercourse and by me rubbing her c-l-i-t to climax.
wifehunter
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Chev.Chelios
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dont call it junk its definently not junk );
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Atom Smasher
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That bad pun did us all a disscervix.