"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DAY 3

Man...at night day 2 was hard. I came so close to cumming cuz I was rubbing it thinking of...uh...someone. Anyways, I was like, SH1T! So I took a sh1t, still kinda played with it, but stopped after I **** cuz I was tired. Close call.

Day 3 has begun....its getting pretty hot/humid in here. And I wanna put on some more comforatble clothes like my PJ shorts and t-shirt which gives me easy access. BUT I MUST SWEAT. RRRRAAAAWWW!!!!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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19 full days

horny as ****

last night i actually had a very intelligent dream. i'm chuffed. basically took the holy piss out of some people in it

afk and others, i'm laughing at you struggling...me being all high and mighty; but it's worth it in the longrun. just get to day 6 and the mere fact that you've gone 6 days will make you think "there's no way i'm gonna cvm now otherwise i'll have gone this far for nothing"

and for any of you that haven't whacked in a while, has your flacid length increased? i'm 14cm flacid just now and i'm not black
:eek:
 

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HOLY **** GAV!!!

HOLY SH1T GAV!! Er...just curious, how much did it increase lol. I've noticed my **** flaccid length grew a bit. Like...it used to shrink and stuff when its cold lol, but now barely. At least when I was a kid....

Anywho, I almost did it again today...goddam SI swimsuit...

day 4 here i come baby.
 

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One time I was visiting my brother at college and trying hard not to masturbate.

Then, in his trash I saw a copy of SI Swimsuit...nothing has ever made me so horny as that edition.

Anyway, day five is the hardest. Day 6 and on is easy.
 

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Originally posted by Porky
Well, I broke at 8 days. Since then I haven't felt the need to do it at all, so maybe releasing it once in a very long while makes it easier to go longer without doing it.

Not sure if anybody understood that...it's late.
Since Sammo's post, i have been limiting myself to two days a week max. And yes, I feel the exact same way. But the urge does get back after 3-4 days :(
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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i'm almost certain that my facial expression has changed. i don't look the way i did last month at all; i look much more focussed, determined and masculine.

other factors may add to this, like my new weightlifting and eating patterns, but i feel as if it's the horniness from not spanking it that is the real cause.
 

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I was on a 3+ week run not too long ago. Then I just said **** it and jerked.

I'm on the 3rd week this time - about day 18.

it's not hard at all to stop, what's wrong with you guys? :D
 

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Day 17..
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I can go forever! (Swallows cyanide)
 

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day 23... had one of those near-cvmming performances last night again; reason...girls were about and i felt like a poof cuz i wasn't attracted to any of them, even though one was flashing and the others were pretty hot.

anyways, my horniness has fluctuated like the size of my d!ck. one minute i'm thinking about seriously calling up an ex; next minute i feel like a monk
 
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I cant go very long without masturbating.

damn I am wacking off as I type this
 

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Coming up on Week 3 this Monday..
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Ok I did 6 days. Longest so far not counting before I knew what masturbation was. lol.

Day 1 over now. I'm starting over. I felt guilty as hell after cumming. I tried to stop....goddam....but eh. I learned from this failure.

DONT RUB YOUR **** WITH A SI MAG OPEN. lol

I also learned that as motivation, I can use, very effectively, a girl! She's just .... i dunno. This isn't oneitis, cuz I don't realyl care. But I'm just using her as a way to stop me from whacking off. Not that she's ugly. she definitely isn't. I dunno....its a personal thing.
 

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What do blue balls feel like?
 

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I went 3 months without masturbating, and when I finally did I found out that it caused me to bleed internally from all of the pressure building up inside and all that shot out was this bloody mess. Scared the hell out of me. I went to see a doctor and the nurse looked at me funny when I told her that.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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