"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DAY 3

Man...at night day 2 was hard. I came so close to cumming cuz I was rubbing it thinking of...uh...someone. Anyways, I was like, SH1T! So I took a sh1t, still kinda played with it, but stopped after I **** cuz I was tired. Close call.

Day 3 has begun....its getting pretty hot/humid in here. And I wanna put on some more comforatble clothes like my PJ shorts and t-shirt which gives me easy access. BUT I MUST SWEAT. RRRRAAAAWWW!!!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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19 full days

horny as ****

last night i actually had a very intelligent dream. i'm chuffed. basically took the holy piss out of some people in it

afk and others, i'm laughing at you struggling...me being all high and mighty; but it's worth it in the longrun. just get to day 6 and the mere fact that you've gone 6 days will make you think "there's no way i'm gonna cvm now otherwise i'll have gone this far for nothing"

and for any of you that haven't whacked in a while, has your flacid length increased? i'm 14cm flacid just now and i'm not black
:eek:
 

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HOLY **** GAV!!!

HOLY SH1T GAV!! Er...just curious, how much did it increase lol. I've noticed my **** flaccid length grew a bit. Like...it used to shrink and stuff when its cold lol, but now barely. At least when I was a kid....

Anywho, I almost did it again today...goddam SI swimsuit...

day 4 here i come baby.
 

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One time I was visiting my brother at college and trying hard not to masturbate.

Then, in his trash I saw a copy of SI Swimsuit...nothing has ever made me so horny as that edition.

Anyway, day five is the hardest. Day 6 and on is easy.
 

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Originally posted by Porky
Well, I broke at 8 days. Since then I haven't felt the need to do it at all, so maybe releasing it once in a very long while makes it easier to go longer without doing it.

Not sure if anybody understood that...it's late.
Since Sammo's post, i have been limiting myself to two days a week max. And yes, I feel the exact same way. But the urge does get back after 3-4 days :(
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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i'm almost certain that my facial expression has changed. i don't look the way i did last month at all; i look much more focussed, determined and masculine.

other factors may add to this, like my new weightlifting and eating patterns, but i feel as if it's the horniness from not spanking it that is the real cause.
 

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I was on a 3+ week run not too long ago. Then I just said **** it and jerked.

I'm on the 3rd week this time - about day 18.

it's not hard at all to stop, what's wrong with you guys? :D
 

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Day 17..
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I can go forever! (Swallows cyanide)
 

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day 23... had one of those near-cvmming performances last night again; reason...girls were about and i felt like a poof cuz i wasn't attracted to any of them, even though one was flashing and the others were pretty hot.

anyways, my horniness has fluctuated like the size of my d!ck. one minute i'm thinking about seriously calling up an ex; next minute i feel like a monk
 
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I cant go very long without masturbating.

damn I am wacking off as I type this
 

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Coming up on Week 3 this Monday..
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Ok I did 6 days. Longest so far not counting before I knew what masturbation was. lol.

Day 1 over now. I'm starting over. I felt guilty as hell after cumming. I tried to stop....goddam....but eh. I learned from this failure.

DONT RUB YOUR **** WITH A SI MAG OPEN. lol

I also learned that as motivation, I can use, very effectively, a girl! She's just .... i dunno. This isn't oneitis, cuz I don't realyl care. But I'm just using her as a way to stop me from whacking off. Not that she's ugly. she definitely isn't. I dunno....its a personal thing.
 

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What do blue balls feel like?
 

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I went 3 months without masturbating, and when I finally did I found out that it caused me to bleed internally from all of the pressure building up inside and all that shot out was this bloody mess. Scared the hell out of me. I went to see a doctor and the nurse looked at me funny when I told her that.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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