"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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DAY 3

Man...at night day 2 was hard. I came so close to cumming cuz I was rubbing it thinking of...uh...someone. Anyways, I was like, SH1T! So I took a sh1t, still kinda played with it, but stopped after I **** cuz I was tired. Close call.

Day 3 has begun....its getting pretty hot/humid in here. And I wanna put on some more comforatble clothes like my PJ shorts and t-shirt which gives me easy access. BUT I MUST SWEAT. RRRRAAAAWWW!!!!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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19 full days

horny as ****

last night i actually had a very intelligent dream. i'm chuffed. basically took the holy piss out of some people in it

afk and others, i'm laughing at you struggling...me being all high and mighty; but it's worth it in the longrun. just get to day 6 and the mere fact that you've gone 6 days will make you think "there's no way i'm gonna cvm now otherwise i'll have gone this far for nothing"

and for any of you that haven't whacked in a while, has your flacid length increased? i'm 14cm flacid just now and i'm not black
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HOLY **** GAV!!!

HOLY SH1T GAV!! Er...just curious, how much did it increase lol. I've noticed my **** flaccid length grew a bit. Like...it used to shrink and stuff when its cold lol, but now barely. At least when I was a kid....

Anywho, I almost did it again today...goddam SI swimsuit...

day 4 here i come baby.
 

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One time I was visiting my brother at college and trying hard not to masturbate.

Then, in his trash I saw a copy of SI Swimsuit...nothing has ever made me so horny as that edition.

Anyway, day five is the hardest. Day 6 and on is easy.
 

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Originally posted by Porky
Well, I broke at 8 days. Since then I haven't felt the need to do it at all, so maybe releasing it once in a very long while makes it easier to go longer without doing it.

Not sure if anybody understood that...it's late.
Since Sammo's post, i have been limiting myself to two days a week max. And yes, I feel the exact same way. But the urge does get back after 3-4 days :(
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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i'm almost certain that my facial expression has changed. i don't look the way i did last month at all; i look much more focussed, determined and masculine.

other factors may add to this, like my new weightlifting and eating patterns, but i feel as if it's the horniness from not spanking it that is the real cause.
 

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I was on a 3+ week run not too long ago. Then I just said **** it and jerked.

I'm on the 3rd week this time - about day 18.

it's not hard at all to stop, what's wrong with you guys? :D
 

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Day 17..
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I can go forever! (Swallows cyanide)
 

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day 23... had one of those near-cvmming performances last night again; reason...girls were about and i felt like a poof cuz i wasn't attracted to any of them, even though one was flashing and the others were pretty hot.

anyways, my horniness has fluctuated like the size of my d!ck. one minute i'm thinking about seriously calling up an ex; next minute i feel like a monk
 
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I cant go very long without masturbating.

damn I am wacking off as I type this
 

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Coming up on Week 3 this Monday..
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Ok I did 6 days. Longest so far not counting before I knew what masturbation was. lol.

Day 1 over now. I'm starting over. I felt guilty as hell after cumming. I tried to stop....goddam....but eh. I learned from this failure.

DONT RUB YOUR **** WITH A SI MAG OPEN. lol

I also learned that as motivation, I can use, very effectively, a girl! She's just .... i dunno. This isn't oneitis, cuz I don't realyl care. But I'm just using her as a way to stop me from whacking off. Not that she's ugly. she definitely isn't. I dunno....its a personal thing.
 

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What do blue balls feel like?
 

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I went 3 months without masturbating, and when I finally did I found out that it caused me to bleed internally from all of the pressure building up inside and all that shot out was this bloody mess. Scared the hell out of me. I went to see a doctor and the nurse looked at me funny when I told her that.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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