redskinsfan92
Master Don Juan
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I'd say 8
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
You seem to have a lack of self awareness.Lies. You’re a 4. Happy people (7+) are out there getting laid, accomplishing ****, making money, and hanging with awesome people.
You’re in a dating forum with basement crawlers making threads like how happy are you. I mislabeled you. I label you a 3.
I am not. I'm a fairly happy man. I am fairly succesful in most areas of life. I'm just trying to reach 10.Your joking right?? Hahaha you got me.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I am currently part of boycott until he sells. #FiredansnyderOP, being a Redskins fan you definitely can't be too happy. Its a shame owners can't be fired because that team much like the Knicks with Dolan is going nowhere until Snyder sells the team. Which will be no time soon.
I also like the NationalsOP, being a Redskins fan you definitely can't be too happy. Its a shame owners can't be fired because that team much like the Knicks with Dolan is going nowhere until Snyder sells the team. Which will be no time soon.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.