how do you respond to "you're such a player"

[bankai]

I was curious about how you've all responded when a girl jokes about you being a "player" or always having girls around you?

eg.
girl: who's been texting you?
guy: just a friend
girl: who? more girls! you're such a player.

I want this girl to feel a little pressure and I also want her to feel like she's got a chance.

 

[Lexington]

Turn it back around on her and make fun of her: "Look at you, acting all possessive already!"

 

[bankai]

Is it too off topic to say something like "i can't help it if i'm this good looking"?

 

[bankai]

so i wrote back:

me: "Don't be jealous! I can't help it if I'm this good looking/smart/funny"
her: "... funny, i guess i agree... not so smart, definitely not that good looking"


not sure how to take that one

 

[teddy240]

All you have to say is " I cant help that people want to be around me" or "huh, i never noticed that before, it just seems so natural"

 

[escaleraroyal]

is it so obvious!?

 

[Lexington]

so i wrote back:

me: "Don't be jealous! I can't help it if I'm this good looking/smart/funny"
her: "... funny, i guess i agree... not so smart, definitely not that good looking"


not sure how to take that one

Sounds to me like she's kidding around with you. That's a good sign. Just keep making fun of her but in a joking, friendly way. That's what flirting is all about.

 

[PDubb75]

I'm assuming this is text messages? Stop texting. If you keep kidding around, it is not going to come off how you want it to. ****y/funny doesn't work when they need to read it. If she's reading it, it's playing in her head how she thinks you would be saying it. In other words, it's automatically "predictable" to her.

If you actually say it, your tone dictates the ****y/funny. The whole point of it is to come off in a way that she wouldn't necessarily expect. It won't come across properly in text.

 

[Warrior74]

How to pass shyte tests

 

[SamTheHobit]

By using some initiative. And thinking for yourself.

 

[mahoney]

my answer

"ha WHATEVER"

just laugh it off, don't have an actual answer. She isn't saying "you're such a player", she's asking "do you think you are a player?"

The correct answer to "do you think you are a player" isn't YES or NO, the correct answer is not to give an answer

 

[RSanders219]

"don't be so insecure"

 

[xdreamz]

use "if i was a player then_____ , but if you want me to text you more just ________"

 

[xdreamz]

"are you a slut?...nm u ARE a slut lol..seriously, haha"

 

[vatoloco]

This.

 

[badboyjmm]

Her:you're such a player

Me: It takes a player to recognize another one

 

[5string]

A classic case of a chick who realizes you have options.

Good stuff.

 

[Sh0t]

Depends on a million variables, but sometimes I just say, "oh i'm not a player, I'm just gay"

But honestly, if a girl gives you that line, it's a bittersweet compliment. If you exude player vibes, you might have to get your acting skills up some. The best players come across like choirboys, snakes in the grass style.

No lawn mowers

 

[RockaRolla25]

I was curious about how you've all responded when a girl jokes about you being a "player" or always having girls around you?

eg.
girl: who's been texting you?
guy: just a friend
girl: who? more girls! you're such a player.

I want this girl to feel a little pressure and I also want her to feel like she's got a chance.

Damn straight. And if you play your cards right, you could be #362. I'm trying to hit 500 and then retire.

 

[DannyM]

If she says your not good looking just reply back with "and theres me thinking we had nothing in common"