Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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how do you get semen stains out of sheets?

Kenny Powers

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Anyone know how? I have some white sheets I can't use cause they have blatant semen stains on them. I've washed them twice but nothing happens. I think maybe they're too set in
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Kenny Powers said:
Anyone know how? I have some white sheets I can't use cause they have blatant semen stains on them. I've washed them twice but nothing happens. I think maybe they're too set in
You need to apply detergent directly to the stain, maybe All or Tide. Then rub the sheet together at the stained section to smear in the detergent. Then wash it with hot water with a full cup of detergent. That should fade out the stain significantly.

If that's still not enough, since it's a white sheet, you could run it again with bleach instead of detergent.
 

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That's why i never buy white sheets. My gf doesnt mind sex while she's on her period. If I had white sheets, it'd look like I murdered a small family while sleeping.
 

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Desdinova said:
That's why i never buy white sheets. My gf doesnt mind sex while she's on her period. If I had white sheets, it'd look like I murdered a small family while sleeping.
or like the godfather scene with the horse head :)

"she was the best piece of ass I ever had and I had em all over the world!!"
 

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Detergents, and peroxides or chlorine based bleaches. Same way you clean everything else.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I have black sheets. I don't really have to worry about stains. I just wash them every now and then. :wave:
 

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Desdinova said:
That's why i never buy white sheets. My gf doesnt mind sex while she's on her period. If I had white sheets, it'd look like I murdered a small family while sleeping.
Did the other guys who banged her before you actually do her like that as well or is this something new for her? Since I only sleep with virgins I tend to not have much experience with the kinky stuff.
 

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Seriously, moderators? This nimrod should be banned on general principle.
 

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Armorall car upholstery cleaner. Let it soak in for about 20 min and then toss them into the washer. Use bleach as well. Serious.
 

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BigJimbo said:
Did the other guys who banged her before you actually do her like that as well or is this something new for her? Since I only sleep with virgins I tend to not have much experience with the kinky stuff.
I have no clue. Other than knowing that she wasn't very sexually active before me, I haven't asked her about her previously sexual experiences. I really don't think there's any point in knowing.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Shout won't do squat.

Soak them for 2 solid days in a bucket of HOT water and Oxi-Clean Max Force. It doesn't matter that the water gets cold. It's the initial heat that counts. I guarantee your stains will come out.
 

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Atom Smasher said:
Shout won't do squat.

Soak them for 2 solid days in a bucket of HOT water and Oxi-Clean Max Force. It doesn't matter that the water gets cold. It's the initial heat that counts. I guarantee your stains will come out.
Geeez Atom! You're a serious fvcker when it laundry!

You aren't really Martha Stewart in disguise are ya? :D
 

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Hey, hey 5string don't criticize a man who takes his laundry seriously, lol. Back in my hand washing laundry days, yeah you actually soak the clothes in detergent with hot water and leave them there for a while. If it's white you add bleach in there too.
 

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Actually, Martha gave me this tip back when she was under house arrest. I came over on business (her house is very near mine) and one thing led to another. I apologized profusely and she said no worries, there's nothing Oxi Clean Max Force can't handle. She asked me to run a box over to Monica Lewinsky.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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You guys mean to tell me that you don't buy disposable ones and throw it out every time you're with a new girl?

fml...I have been wasting my money buying in bulk.
 

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5string said:
Geeez Atom! You're a serious fvcker when it laundry!

You aren't really Martha Stewart in disguise are ya? :D
You should see how I am with my carpets. I just ran through the whole place with my new Hoover carpet cleaner and found great gratification in dumping out that filthy water. It's amazing how dirty seemingly clean carpets can be.
 
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