Kenny Powers
Senior Don Juan
Anyone know how? I have some white sheets I can't use cause they have blatant semen stains on them. I've washed them twice but nothing happens. I think maybe they're too set in
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
how do you get semen stains out of sheets?
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Mike32ct
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You need to apply detergent directly to the stain, maybe All or Tide. Then rub the sheet together at the stained section to smear in the detergent. Then wash it with hot water with a full cup of detergent. That should fade out the stain significantly.Kenny Powers said:
If that's still not enough, since it's a white sheet, you could run it again with bleach instead of detergent.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
speed dawg
Master Don Juan
Seriously, moderators? This nimrod should be banned on general principle.
5string
Master Don Juan
Armorall car upholstery cleaner. Let it soak in for about 20 min and then toss them into the washer. Use bleach as well. Serious.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
buy some shout and apply it to the stain.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Shout won't do squat.
Soak them for 2 solid days in a bucket of HOT water and Oxi-Clean Max Force. It doesn't matter that the water gets cold. It's the initial heat that counts. I guarantee your stains will come out.
Soak them for 2 solid days in a bucket of HOT water and Oxi-Clean Max Force. It doesn't matter that the water gets cold. It's the initial heat that counts. I guarantee your stains will come out.
5string
Master Don Juan
Geeez Atom! You're a serious fvcker when it laundry!Atom Smasher said:
You aren't really Martha Stewart in disguise are ya?
jafyk
Master Don Juan
Hey, hey 5string don't criticize a man who takes his laundry seriously, lol. Back in my hand washing laundry days, yeah you actually soak the clothes in detergent with hot water and leave them there for a while. If it's white you add bleach in there too.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Actually, Martha gave me this tip back when she was under house arrest. I came over on business (her house is very near mine) and one thing led to another. I apologized profusely and she said no worries, there's nothing Oxi Clean Max Force can't handle. She asked me to run a box over to Monica Lewinsky.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
You should see how I am with my carpets. I just ran through the whole place with my new Hoover carpet cleaner and found great gratification in dumping out that filthy water. It's amazing how dirty seemingly clean carpets can be.5string said:Geeez Atom! You're a serious fvcker when it laundry!
You aren't really Martha Stewart in disguise are ya?