Kenny Powers
Senior Don Juan
Anyone know how? I have some white sheets I can't use cause they have blatant semen stains on them. I've washed them twice but nothing happens. I think maybe they're too set in
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
how do you get semen stains out of sheets?
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Mike32ct
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You need to apply detergent directly to the stain, maybe All or Tide. Then rub the sheet together at the stained section to smear in the detergent. Then wash it with hot water with a full cup of detergent. That should fade out the stain significantly.Kenny Powers said:
If that's still not enough, since it's a white sheet, you could run it again with bleach instead of detergent.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
speed dawg
Master Don Juan
Seriously, moderators? This nimrod should be banned on general principle.
5string
Master Don Juan
Armorall car upholstery cleaner. Let it soak in for about 20 min and then toss them into the washer. Use bleach as well. Serious.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
buy some shout and apply it to the stain.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Shout won't do squat.
Soak them for 2 solid days in a bucket of HOT water and Oxi-Clean Max Force. It doesn't matter that the water gets cold. It's the initial heat that counts. I guarantee your stains will come out.
Soak them for 2 solid days in a bucket of HOT water and Oxi-Clean Max Force. It doesn't matter that the water gets cold. It's the initial heat that counts. I guarantee your stains will come out.
5string
Master Don Juan
Geeez Atom! You're a serious fvcker when it laundry!Atom Smasher said:
You aren't really Martha Stewart in disguise are ya?
jafyk
Master Don Juan
Hey, hey 5string don't criticize a man who takes his laundry seriously, lol. Back in my hand washing laundry days, yeah you actually soak the clothes in detergent with hot water and leave them there for a while. If it's white you add bleach in there too.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Actually, Martha gave me this tip back when she was under house arrest. I came over on business (her house is very near mine) and one thing led to another. I apologized profusely and she said no worries, there's nothing Oxi Clean Max Force can't handle. She asked me to run a box over to Monica Lewinsky.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
You should see how I am with my carpets. I just ran through the whole place with my new Hoover carpet cleaner and found great gratification in dumping out that filthy water. It's amazing how dirty seemingly clean carpets can be.5string said:Geeez Atom! You're a serious fvcker when it laundry!
You aren't really Martha Stewart in disguise are ya?