how do you get semen stains out of sheets?

[Kenny Powers]

Anyone know how? I have some white sheets I can't use cause they have blatant semen stains on them. I've washed them twice but nothing happens. I think maybe they're too set in

 

[Mike32ct]

Anyone know how? I have some white sheets I can't use cause they have blatant semen stains on them. I've washed them twice but nothing happens. I think maybe they're too set in

You need to apply detergent directly to the stain, maybe All or Tide. Then rub the sheet together at the stained section to smear in the detergent. Then wash it with hot water with a full cup of detergent. That should fade out the stain significantly.

If that's still not enough, since it's a white sheet, you could run it again with bleach instead of detergent.

 

[Desdinova]

That's why i never buy white sheets. My gf doesnt mind sex while she's on her period. If I had white sheets, it'd look like I murdered a small family while sleeping.

 

[Burroughs]

That's why i never buy white sheets. My gf doesnt mind sex while she's on her period. If I had white sheets, it'd look like I murdered a small family while sleeping.

or like the godfather scene with the horse head

"she was the best piece of ass I ever had and I had em all over the world!!"

 

[Alle_Gory]

Detergents, and peroxides or chlorine based bleaches. Same way you clean everything else.

 

[OzyBoy]

I have black sheets. I don't really have to worry about stains. I just wash them every now and then. :wave:

 

[BigJimbo]

That's why i never buy white sheets. My gf doesnt mind sex while she's on her period. If I had white sheets, it'd look like I murdered a small family while sleeping.

Did the other guys who banged her before you actually do her like that as well or is this something new for her? Since I only sleep with virgins I tend to not have much experience with the kinky stuff.

 

[speed dawg]

Seriously, moderators? This nimrod should be banned on general principle.

 

[5string]

Armorall car upholstery cleaner. Let it soak in for about 20 min and then toss them into the washer. Use bleach as well. Serious.

 

[Desdinova]

Did the other guys who banged her before you actually do her like that as well or is this something new for her? Since I only sleep with virgins I tend to not have much experience with the kinky stuff.

I have no clue. Other than knowing that she wasn't very sexually active before me, I haven't asked her about her previously sexual experiences. I really don't think there's any point in knowing.

 

[penkitten]

buy some shout and apply it to the stain.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Shout won't do squat.

Soak them for 2 solid days in a bucket of HOT water and Oxi-Clean Max Force. It doesn't matter that the water gets cold. It's the initial heat that counts. I guarantee your stains will come out.

 

[5string]

Shout won't do squat.

Soak them for 2 solid days in a bucket of HOT water and Oxi-Clean Max Force. It doesn't matter that the water gets cold. It's the initial heat that counts. I guarantee your stains will come out.

Geeez Atom! You're a serious fvcker when it laundry!

You aren't really Martha Stewart in disguise are ya?

 

[jafyk]

Hey, hey 5string don't criticize a man who takes his laundry seriously, lol. Back in my hand washing laundry days, yeah you actually soak the clothes in detergent with hot water and leave them there for a while. If it's white you add bleach in there too.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Actually, Martha gave me this tip back when she was under house arrest. I came over on business (her house is very near mine) and one thing led to another. I apologized profusely and she said no worries, there's nothing Oxi Clean Max Force can't handle. She asked me to run a box over to Monica Lewinsky.

 

[L B]

You guys mean to tell me that you don't buy disposable ones and throw it out every time you're with a new girl?

fml...I have been wasting my money buying in bulk.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Geeez Atom! You're a serious fvcker when it laundry!

You aren't really Martha Stewart in disguise are ya?

You should see how I am with my carpets. I just ran through the whole place with my new Hoover carpet cleaner and found great gratification in dumping out that filthy water. It's amazing how dirty seemingly clean carpets can be.