"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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how do you get semen stains out of sheets?

Kenny Powers

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Anyone know how? I have some white sheets I can't use cause they have blatant semen stains on them. I've washed them twice but nothing happens. I think maybe they're too set in
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Kenny Powers said:
Anyone know how? I have some white sheets I can't use cause they have blatant semen stains on them. I've washed them twice but nothing happens. I think maybe they're too set in
You need to apply detergent directly to the stain, maybe All or Tide. Then rub the sheet together at the stained section to smear in the detergent. Then wash it with hot water with a full cup of detergent. That should fade out the stain significantly.

If that's still not enough, since it's a white sheet, you could run it again with bleach instead of detergent.
 

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That's why i never buy white sheets. My gf doesnt mind sex while she's on her period. If I had white sheets, it'd look like I murdered a small family while sleeping.
 

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Desdinova said:
That's why i never buy white sheets. My gf doesnt mind sex while she's on her period. If I had white sheets, it'd look like I murdered a small family while sleeping.
or like the godfather scene with the horse head :)

"she was the best piece of ass I ever had and I had em all over the world!!"
 

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Detergents, and peroxides or chlorine based bleaches. Same way you clean everything else.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I have black sheets. I don't really have to worry about stains. I just wash them every now and then. :wave:
 

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Desdinova said:
That's why i never buy white sheets. My gf doesnt mind sex while she's on her period. If I had white sheets, it'd look like I murdered a small family while sleeping.
Did the other guys who banged her before you actually do her like that as well or is this something new for her? Since I only sleep with virgins I tend to not have much experience with the kinky stuff.
 

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Seriously, moderators? This nimrod should be banned on general principle.
 

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Armorall car upholstery cleaner. Let it soak in for about 20 min and then toss them into the washer. Use bleach as well. Serious.
 

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BigJimbo said:
Did the other guys who banged her before you actually do her like that as well or is this something new for her? Since I only sleep with virgins I tend to not have much experience with the kinky stuff.
I have no clue. Other than knowing that she wasn't very sexually active before me, I haven't asked her about her previously sexual experiences. I really don't think there's any point in knowing.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Shout won't do squat.

Soak them for 2 solid days in a bucket of HOT water and Oxi-Clean Max Force. It doesn't matter that the water gets cold. It's the initial heat that counts. I guarantee your stains will come out.
 

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Atom Smasher said:
Shout won't do squat.

Soak them for 2 solid days in a bucket of HOT water and Oxi-Clean Max Force. It doesn't matter that the water gets cold. It's the initial heat that counts. I guarantee your stains will come out.
Geeez Atom! You're a serious fvcker when it laundry!

You aren't really Martha Stewart in disguise are ya? :D
 

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Hey, hey 5string don't criticize a man who takes his laundry seriously, lol. Back in my hand washing laundry days, yeah you actually soak the clothes in detergent with hot water and leave them there for a while. If it's white you add bleach in there too.
 

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Actually, Martha gave me this tip back when she was under house arrest. I came over on business (her house is very near mine) and one thing led to another. I apologized profusely and she said no worries, there's nothing Oxi Clean Max Force can't handle. She asked me to run a box over to Monica Lewinsky.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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You guys mean to tell me that you don't buy disposable ones and throw it out every time you're with a new girl?

fml...I have been wasting my money buying in bulk.
 

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5string said:
Geeez Atom! You're a serious fvcker when it laundry!

You aren't really Martha Stewart in disguise are ya? :D
You should see how I am with my carpets. I just ran through the whole place with my new Hoover carpet cleaner and found great gratification in dumping out that filthy water. It's amazing how dirty seemingly clean carpets can be.
 
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