"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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how do i get this stud's body?

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6-heads lewis

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hey guys im 6'0 160, and maknig a new program to get huge! ive studied the benefits of visualization and goal setting, so i printed out a picture of my ideal and posted it on the cieilnig above my bed: http://buckeyebanter.com/myspace/fat_guy_in_girl_underwear.jpg

chicken breast and rice would be replaced with bacon and grilled cheese sandwiches, water replaced with cool-aid. i met a gypsy who specializes in goat urine which i hear slows down your metabolism, its relatively inexpensive, just a wekeend alone with my virign cousin. cardio consists of balancing my belly while urinating to make sure i dont piss on myself, and phoning escorts to wash my back.

lucky for me i still have several oversized thongs from all the obese women i macked (holla at ya boy!). i could use some advice on growing back hair though.

thanks
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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goat urine doesn´t work. Been there, done that...
 
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You owe me 37 seconds of my life back.
 
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Ever seen "Supersize Me"?


That is basically the ideal diet for acheiving this sort of figure. It will take hard work though, it's not easy. No exercise for you my friend.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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How can goat urine slow your metabolism? Never hear of it.... what is the correlation between the two?
 
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It's a joke...

Goat Urine = Tinkle Juice from the Billy Goat.
 
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bacon and cheese sandwiches are good, but superset with jelly donuts for optimal gains.
 
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WBA, would consuming about, 2500 calories twice a day be enough? Or should I look to increase my trans fat intake?
 
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you don't even need calories like that. just stop moving (a desk job helps here) and make sure you snack on things weighed down with sugar and h.f. corn syrup for a "pick me up" every few hours (rinse, repeat).
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Holy Lardass Batman.

You bast*rd!

Saturday, the only night I allow myself to have an iota of alcohol. Came home about 10:30, had half a chicken dinner, veggies, stuff, Guiness & Jack Daniels to wash it down, feeling content.

Get home, still hungry. Heat up the last of the roast I made the other night, smother it in green chili sauce, start munching again, then I open that photo and nearly lost all my entire day's stomach contents! :confused:

Ew!
 
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I can't get how anyone could want that body, he basically hasn't got any mass, he's just skinny and ripped as hell.




















Oh wait, isn't that good old Brad?
 
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