how do i get this stud's body?

[6-heads lewis]

hey guys im 6'0 160, and maknig a new program to get huge! ive studied the benefits of visualization and goal setting, so i printed out a picture of my ideal and posted it on the cieilnig above my bed: http://buckeyebanter.com/myspace/fat_guy_in_girl_underwear.jpg

chicken breast and rice would be replaced with bacon and grilled cheese sandwiches, water replaced with cool-aid. i met a gypsy who specializes in goat urine which i hear slows down your metabolism, its relatively inexpensive, just a wekeend alone with my virign cousin. cardio consists of balancing my belly while urinating to make sure i dont piss on myself, and phoning escorts to wash my back.

lucky for me i still have several oversized thongs from all the obese women i macked (holla at ya boy!). i could use some advice on growing back hair though.

thanks

 

[ChrizZ]

goat urine doesn´t work. Been there, done that...

 

[donjuanjovi]

You owe me 37 seconds of my life back.

 

[Throttle]

good luck collecting on that.

 

[Skilla_Staz]

Ever seen "Supersize Me"?


That is basically the ideal diet for acheiving this sort of figure. It will take hard work though, it's not easy. No exercise for you my friend.

 

[amoka]

How can goat urine slow your metabolism? Never hear of it.... what is the correlation between the two?

 

[Skilla_Staz]

It's a joke...

Goat Urine = Tinkle Juice from the Billy Goat.

 

[Warboss Alex]

bacon and cheese sandwiches are good, but superset with jelly donuts for optimal gains.

 

[Skilla_Staz]

WBA, would consuming about, 2500 calories twice a day be enough? Or should I look to increase my trans fat intake?

 

[Throttle]

you don't even need calories like that. just stop moving (a desk job helps here) and make sure you snack on things weighed down with sugar and h.f. corn syrup for a "pick me up" every few hours (rinse, repeat).

 

[insidious]

Holy Lardass Batman.

You bast*rd!

Saturday, the only night I allow myself to have an iota of alcohol. Came home about 10:30, had half a chicken dinner, veggies, stuff, Guiness & Jack Daniels to wash it down, feeling content.

Get home, still hungry. Heat up the last of the roast I made the other night, smother it in green chili sauce, start munching again, then I open that photo and nearly lost all my entire day's stomach contents!

Ew!

 

[Adone]

I can't get how anyone could want that body, he basically hasn't got any mass, he's just skinny and ripped as hell.




















Oh wait, isn't that good old Brad?

 

[Warboss Alex]

bacon and grilled cheese sandwiches

guess what I had post-workout yesterday. (no bacon though, forgot to buy any)