"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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how do i get this stud's body?

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6-heads lewis

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hey guys im 6'0 160, and maknig a new program to get huge! ive studied the benefits of visualization and goal setting, so i printed out a picture of my ideal and posted it on the cieilnig above my bed: http://buckeyebanter.com/myspace/fat_guy_in_girl_underwear.jpg

chicken breast and rice would be replaced with bacon and grilled cheese sandwiches, water replaced with cool-aid. i met a gypsy who specializes in goat urine which i hear slows down your metabolism, its relatively inexpensive, just a wekeend alone with my virign cousin. cardio consists of balancing my belly while urinating to make sure i dont piss on myself, and phoning escorts to wash my back.

lucky for me i still have several oversized thongs from all the obese women i macked (holla at ya boy!). i could use some advice on growing back hair though.

thanks
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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goat urine doesn´t work. Been there, done that...
 
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You owe me 37 seconds of my life back.
 
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Ever seen "Supersize Me"?


That is basically the ideal diet for acheiving this sort of figure. It will take hard work though, it's not easy. No exercise for you my friend.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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How can goat urine slow your metabolism? Never hear of it.... what is the correlation between the two?
 
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It's a joke...

Goat Urine = Tinkle Juice from the Billy Goat.
 
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bacon and cheese sandwiches are good, but superset with jelly donuts for optimal gains.
 
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WBA, would consuming about, 2500 calories twice a day be enough? Or should I look to increase my trans fat intake?
 
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you don't even need calories like that. just stop moving (a desk job helps here) and make sure you snack on things weighed down with sugar and h.f. corn syrup for a "pick me up" every few hours (rinse, repeat).
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Holy Lardass Batman.

You bast*rd!

Saturday, the only night I allow myself to have an iota of alcohol. Came home about 10:30, had half a chicken dinner, veggies, stuff, Guiness & Jack Daniels to wash it down, feeling content.

Get home, still hungry. Heat up the last of the roast I made the other night, smother it in green chili sauce, start munching again, then I open that photo and nearly lost all my entire day's stomach contents! :confused:

Ew!
 
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I can't get how anyone could want that body, he basically hasn't got any mass, he's just skinny and ripped as hell.




















Oh wait, isn't that good old Brad?
 
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