"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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6-heads lewis

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hey guys im 6'0 160, and maknig a new program to get huge! ive studied the benefits of visualization and goal setting, so i printed out a picture of my ideal and posted it on the cieilnig above my bed: http://buckeyebanter.com/myspace/fat_guy_in_girl_underwear.jpg

chicken breast and rice would be replaced with bacon and grilled cheese sandwiches, water replaced with cool-aid. i met a gypsy who specializes in goat urine which i hear slows down your metabolism, its relatively inexpensive, just a wekeend alone with my virign cousin. cardio consists of balancing my belly while urinating to make sure i dont piss on myself, and phoning escorts to wash my back.

lucky for me i still have several oversized thongs from all the obese women i macked (holla at ya boy!). i could use some advice on growing back hair though.

thanks
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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goat urine doesn´t work. Been there, done that...
 
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You owe me 37 seconds of my life back.
 
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Ever seen "Supersize Me"?


That is basically the ideal diet for acheiving this sort of figure. It will take hard work though, it's not easy. No exercise for you my friend.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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How can goat urine slow your metabolism? Never hear of it.... what is the correlation between the two?
 
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It's a joke...

Goat Urine = Tinkle Juice from the Billy Goat.
 
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bacon and cheese sandwiches are good, but superset with jelly donuts for optimal gains.
 
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WBA, would consuming about, 2500 calories twice a day be enough? Or should I look to increase my trans fat intake?
 
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you don't even need calories like that. just stop moving (a desk job helps here) and make sure you snack on things weighed down with sugar and h.f. corn syrup for a "pick me up" every few hours (rinse, repeat).
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Holy Lardass Batman.

You bast*rd!

Saturday, the only night I allow myself to have an iota of alcohol. Came home about 10:30, had half a chicken dinner, veggies, stuff, Guiness & Jack Daniels to wash it down, feeling content.

Get home, still hungry. Heat up the last of the roast I made the other night, smother it in green chili sauce, start munching again, then I open that photo and nearly lost all my entire day's stomach contents! :confused:

Ew!
 
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I can't get how anyone could want that body, he basically hasn't got any mass, he's just skinny and ripped as hell.




















Oh wait, isn't that good old Brad?
 
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