"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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By today's standards, this will not appear "scary" but it's one of the most fun horror movies to watch.

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By the way.... I've been a collector of rare offbeat, camp, exploitation cinema since the 1980's. If anyone else is into collecting and trading, here's my website.

 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Guys do yourself a favour & watch The Wailing in the original Korean language with subtitles...

Then you can stop going on about these other mediocre horror movies

 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Cabin In The Woods
House
Carrie (the original)
The Thing
Also the War of the Worlds movie from '05 was pretty freaky, more sci than horror
These are all good but I should clarify that they had The Thing original and remake versions. Both were good but I preferred the original.
War of the Worlds reminded me of the Invasion of the Body Snatchers which was also good(Donald Sutherland version).
 

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OMG, not a horror film but since this is SoSuave afterall...
I Spit on Your Grave parts 1 and 2 uncut version
 

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Doctor Sleep, the sequel to The Shining, is pretty good.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Horror films, like porn, and LGBTQ, and every other form of degeneracy in western culture is designed to debase and dehumanize anyone who comes into contact with it.

It's basically satanic in intent and origin. If you choose to turn your mind into pudding (perhaps it already is), be my guest.

I know you guys don't like to hear this, but basically ALL mass media is satanic propaganda. You are effectively poisoning your mind a little or a lot but you are NEVER becoming healthier or better from consuming sh-t.

Better off spending your time reading quality books (tough to find admittedly), exercising, enjoying a real life hobby, and interacting with friends and family wherever possible.

Consuming poison through your eyes and ears (and soul) is just as devastating in impact as consuming toxic foods and drink.
 
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Doctor Sleep, the sequel to The Shining, is pretty good.
I enjoyed Dr Sleep. The director is the same director for Oculus which is a fantastic movie that can't seem to get any love from the horror community.....

Btw, Rebecca Ferguson who plays Rose the Hat is absolutely gorgeous...... she's what I imagine the "girl next door" type would look like when they're grown into womanhood.....

The way she says "welllll..... hi there........" is sexy.....
 

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Good God, this woman is sexy......

I like the way they gave her an Irish Traveler vibe.....

 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Good God, this woman is sexy......

I like the way they gave her an Irish Traveler vibe.....
She is an attractive woman. She's 36, by the way.
I like the iconic look they gave her, helped make her a memorable villain.
 

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I'm on a horror movie binge. I'd like suggestions for the absolute scariest horror movies you've seen. I'm talking about movies that made you afraid to sleep in the dark, movies that give you nightmares...

My top:

1) Hereditary - easily the scariest horror movie I've ever seen. It dethroned The Exorcist as the greatest horror movie ever made. I had this movie on my mind even 2 weeks after seeing it. It's the imagery, the music, and the genuine feeling of dread that writer/director Ari Aster masterfully crafted in the film. BTW, for the film theorists that hypothesize that the film was psychological and that the events took place in the minds of the mentally ill characters, director/writer Ari Aster dispels this theory: it's literal, the events that took place in the film literally happens, it wasn't sleepwalking or delusions. Go into the movie blind, don't read reviews or read the wikipedia page, don't let anything spoil the movie for you. Go into it with a blank slate.

But fair warning: If you're going to watch Hereditary, be prepared to be disturbed. This movie haunted my mind and caused me some sleepless nights.


2) The Conjuring 2 - incredible cinematography. There's a reveal scene that I found very creepy and effective - I won't spoil it for you though.

3) The Witch - not quite scary, it's disturbing....

4) The Exorcist - the opening scene in Iraq is still a cinematic masterpiece even today....

5) The Ring/ Ringu - The Ring was okay. Ringu capture the creep vibe through its music. Ringu has elements of "Butoh" which is creepy...... Generally I don't find Asian horror scary. Even Japanese horror movies I don't find scary, but rather I find J-Horror creepy.

As a long time horror fan, it's becoming a challenge to find anything genuinely scary - I've seen it all. I guess I'm jaded at this point. Horror relies on elements of the unknown, but I've pretty much seen all clichés, tropes and gimmicks now...

Jump scares are retarded. Gore is gratuitous and cheap. The only way for a movie to be scary is to craft an dreadful atmosphere through music, imagery and psychological tinkering....
The First Conjuring disturbed me more than any horror movie. I've seen the 5 you mentioned.

Midsommar is extremely disturbing. EXTREMELY


Lights Out made me slightly paranoid when turning out lights.

The Babadook was interesting
 

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The First Conjuring disturbed me more than any horror movie. I've seen the 5 you mentioned.

Midsommar is extremely disturbing. EXTREMELY


Lights Out made me slightly paranoid when turning out lights.

The Babadook was interesting
He just doesn't get it. It's basically like swallowing arsenic. It desensitizes people to evil in the guise of "entertainment."
 

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He just doesn't get it. It's basically like swallowing arsenic. It desensitizes people to evil in the guise of "entertainment."
You ARE onto something here new member, be bold and start a new thread on it.

Important to not insult(i saw in one or two other threads) or you'll lessen the impact of your message.

Make it a good thread on the toxicity of mainstream media.
 

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The only way for a movie to be scary is to craft an dreadful atmosphere through music, imagery and psychological tinkering....
That's the reason I love Ridley Scott's 1979 Alien. Seems like I don't have to tell you anything about it.

Sinister with Ethan Hawke is one of the best horror movies, I've watched over the last years. Nothing really new, more of classic horror with tense atmosphere intensified by music and disturbing scenes instead of heavy visual voilence.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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