"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Holy sh!t! I can't stop laughing...

Truman181

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Dear lord, this is so funny and I have to tell SOMEONE!

I've been seeing this girl for a few weeks now. It's going pretty well...she has a cool personality and well, the sex is GREAT!

So anyway, she has sucked me to completion 4 times. Now the first time she did it, I didn't "announce" before hand that I was shooting my load. I wanted to see what she would do. Would she spit? Would she swallow? I left it up to her to surprise me by not telling her ahead of time when I was going to bust my nut. Anyway, each time I haven't made "the announcement" and each time she has made it a point to swallow! Cool right? I think so! But on the other hand, she admitted she only does it because she knows I like it and well, I felt somewhat guilty...

Anywho, tonight she was going down on me hardcore. So I thought "okay this time I'll just tell her I'm cvmming and if she wants to swallow, it's up to her". Then just as I was about to shoot my load, I say to her (more like mumbled) "I'm coming".

She didn't understand me so just then she looks up at me and says "what?" just as I shoot my load and I SWEAR TO GOD it went up her nose! LMAO!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Boy was she surprised! Both of us couldn't stop laughing but then she had to get dressed and run to the bathroom to blow her nose! I thought for sure her roommate would hear the snorting sounds she was making!

So anyway, we just had a good laugh about it afterwords and she was soooo embarrassed and kept apologizing.

I would love to tell my friends but I don't want them to lose respect for her so I'm tellin' you guys. Good times, good times
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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:crackup:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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SomethingClever

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Sounds like that Dane Cook stand up routine
 

Groovy

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that's hilarious! :D
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Desert Fox

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everytime she blows her nose she will think of you now

SHOOT IT IN HER EAR NEXT TIME BRO!!
 

SomethingClever

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Truman181 said:
I'll have to look that up. Is it on one of his CDs?
Maybe. I think it's on the insomniac tour. Just look it up on youtube
 

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psstt... be careful.. that stuff burns when shot in the eye by accident.
 

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"psstt... be careful.. that stuff burns when shot in the eye by accident."

Bahahahaha you could avoid the burn by wearing glasses Penny and go for that naughty secretary look. :p
 

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KontrollerX said:
"psstt... be careful.. that stuff burns when shot in the eye by accident."

Bahahahaha you could avoid the burn by wearing glasses Penny and go for that naughty secretary look. :p
Chicks in glasses are so hot.

Period.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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