"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Holy sh!t! I can't stop laughing...

Truman181

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Dear lord, this is so funny and I have to tell SOMEONE!

I've been seeing this girl for a few weeks now. It's going pretty well...she has a cool personality and well, the sex is GREAT!

So anyway, she has sucked me to completion 4 times. Now the first time she did it, I didn't "announce" before hand that I was shooting my load. I wanted to see what she would do. Would she spit? Would she swallow? I left it up to her to surprise me by not telling her ahead of time when I was going to bust my nut. Anyway, each time I haven't made "the announcement" and each time she has made it a point to swallow! Cool right? I think so! But on the other hand, she admitted she only does it because she knows I like it and well, I felt somewhat guilty...

Anywho, tonight she was going down on me hardcore. So I thought "okay this time I'll just tell her I'm cvmming and if she wants to swallow, it's up to her". Then just as I was about to shoot my load, I say to her (more like mumbled) "I'm coming".

She didn't understand me so just then she looks up at me and says "what?" just as I shoot my load and I SWEAR TO GOD it went up her nose! LMAO!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Boy was she surprised! Both of us couldn't stop laughing but then she had to get dressed and run to the bathroom to blow her nose! I thought for sure her roommate would hear the snorting sounds she was making!

So anyway, we just had a good laugh about it afterwords and she was soooo embarrassed and kept apologizing.

I would love to tell my friends but I don't want them to lose respect for her so I'm tellin' you guys. Good times, good times
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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HBK

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:crackup:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Sounds like that Dane Cook stand up routine
 

Groovy

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that's hilarious! :D
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Desert Fox

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everytime she blows her nose she will think of you now

SHOOT IT IN HER EAR NEXT TIME BRO!!
 

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Truman181 said:
I'll have to look that up. Is it on one of his CDs?
Maybe. I think it's on the insomniac tour. Just look it up on youtube
 

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psstt... be careful.. that stuff burns when shot in the eye by accident.
 

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"psstt... be careful.. that stuff burns when shot in the eye by accident."

Bahahahaha you could avoid the burn by wearing glasses Penny and go for that naughty secretary look. :p
 

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KontrollerX said:
"psstt... be careful.. that stuff burns when shot in the eye by accident."

Bahahahaha you could avoid the burn by wearing glasses Penny and go for that naughty secretary look. :p
Chicks in glasses are so hot.

Period.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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