"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Holy sh!t! I can't stop laughing...

Truman181

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Dear lord, this is so funny and I have to tell SOMEONE!

I've been seeing this girl for a few weeks now. It's going pretty well...she has a cool personality and well, the sex is GREAT!

So anyway, she has sucked me to completion 4 times. Now the first time she did it, I didn't "announce" before hand that I was shooting my load. I wanted to see what she would do. Would she spit? Would she swallow? I left it up to her to surprise me by not telling her ahead of time when I was going to bust my nut. Anyway, each time I haven't made "the announcement" and each time she has made it a point to swallow! Cool right? I think so! But on the other hand, she admitted she only does it because she knows I like it and well, I felt somewhat guilty...

Anywho, tonight she was going down on me hardcore. So I thought "okay this time I'll just tell her I'm cvmming and if she wants to swallow, it's up to her". Then just as I was about to shoot my load, I say to her (more like mumbled) "I'm coming".

She didn't understand me so just then she looks up at me and says "what?" just as I shoot my load and I SWEAR TO GOD it went up her nose! LMAO!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Boy was she surprised! Both of us couldn't stop laughing but then she had to get dressed and run to the bathroom to blow her nose! I thought for sure her roommate would hear the snorting sounds she was making!

So anyway, we just had a good laugh about it afterwords and she was soooo embarrassed and kept apologizing.

I would love to tell my friends but I don't want them to lose respect for her so I'm tellin' you guys. Good times, good times
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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HBK

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:crackup:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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SomethingClever

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Sounds like that Dane Cook stand up routine
 

Groovy

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that's hilarious! :D
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Desert Fox

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everytime she blows her nose she will think of you now

SHOOT IT IN HER EAR NEXT TIME BRO!!
 

SomethingClever

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Truman181 said:
I'll have to look that up. Is it on one of his CDs?
Maybe. I think it's on the insomniac tour. Just look it up on youtube
 

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psstt... be careful.. that stuff burns when shot in the eye by accident.
 

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"psstt... be careful.. that stuff burns when shot in the eye by accident."

Bahahahaha you could avoid the burn by wearing glasses Penny and go for that naughty secretary look. :p
 

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KontrollerX said:
"psstt... be careful.. that stuff burns when shot in the eye by accident."

Bahahahaha you could avoid the burn by wearing glasses Penny and go for that naughty secretary look. :p
Chicks in glasses are so hot.

Period.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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