Hi. . . I'm new here!

[Sugarfoot]

I just bought some black nail polish and some cool hats. I look forward to picking up babes!

 

[sexybeast]

You forgot the goggles.... you wont pull without them!

 

[Sugarfoot]

You forgot the goggles.... you wont pull without them!

Thanks, broseph!!

Any shorties on this site tryna phuck? Hit me up.

 

[Interceptor]

Remember to compliment her often, buy her flowers, write her poems, and call her every day, do any favor she asks of you, no matter how demeaning you might think it be. She's worth it, and by God she WILL KNOW you are the BEST Man for her!!. And never, ever be afraid to tell her how you feel on your first date!

Good luck!

:rock:

 

[Dongfu]

Thanks, broseph!!

Any shorties on this site tryna phuck? Hit me up.

You gotta be kidding:crackup:

 

[Sugarfoot]

You gotta be kidding:crackup:

Look at my "join date." Try to keep up, k?

 

[navyseal2101]

Remmember to ask her before you kiss her incase she just wants to be friends.

 

[sexybeast]

I'ts better to trick the girl into kissing you cuz if she wants to only be friends atleast you kissed the b!tch...

Just ask for my routine and i'll share it.

 

[Sugarfoot]

I'ts better to trick the girl into kissing you cuz if she wants to only be friends atleast you kissed the b!tch...

Just ask for my routine and i'll share it.

Ah... The ol' formaldehyde soaked towel trick. Good one, broseph. But for some stupid reason it's against the law here.

 

[navyseal2101]

Oh weve all been there with that trick.

 

[sexybeast]

Did you ask me to share it? fvck it, I need to get this out my head. You guys deserve it.

You. *Chatting away* Are your eyelashes real?
Her. *Wants to slap you* Yes!!
You. *Can see she wants to slap you* Really? They look fake, close your eyes for a sec...
Her. *closes eyes*
You. Kiss
Her. *slaps you round the face* Dont ever do that again, you are just my freind!!
You. *Rubs cheek better* Atleast I kissed you... B!TCH!

Field tested 100's of times.

 

[Mental]

I'ts better to trick the girl into kissing you cuz if she wants to only be friends atleast you kissed the b!tch...

Just ask for my routine and i'll share it.

Yeah, your routine is called chloroform.

 

[benjiprice]

You forgot the goggles.... you wont pull without them!

I loved it when Mystery was on Conan and Conan made fun of the googles, and of everything Mystery was putting forth in general. He made it all look either obvious or silly.
I guess Mystery handled it pretty well, which on those shows basically means, don't get angry and don't try to outwit the host. I've seen stars get smoked when trying to pwn ppl like Conan, J.Steward, Colbert or Leno. You gotta know your limits and play it as cool as you can.

 

[Kev07]

I just bought some black nail polish and some cool hats. I look forward to picking up babes!

Sorry broham, the in thing now is blue nail polish!!!1!11111eleven!

 

[Dongfu]

Look at my "join date." Try to keep up, k?

I did notice it. That's why I said you gotta be kidding, as in obviously you are joking

all up to speed now:yes:

 

[penkitten]

welcome to the board.