"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I just bought some black nail polish and some cool hats. I look forward to picking up babes!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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sexybeast said:
You forgot the goggles.... you wont pull without them!
Thanks, broseph!!

Any shorties on this site tryna phuck? Hit me up.
 

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Remember to compliment her often, buy her flowers, write her poems, and call her every day, do any favor she asks of you, no matter how demeaning you might think it be. She's worth it, and by God she WILL KNOW you are the BEST Man for her!!. And never, ever be afraid to tell her how you feel on your first date!

Good luck!

:rock:
 

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Sugarfoot said:
Thanks, broseph!!

Any shorties on this site tryna phuck? Hit me up.
You gotta be kidding:crackup:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Remmember to ask her before you kiss her incase she just wants to be friends.
 

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I'ts better to trick the girl into kissing you cuz if she wants to only be friends atleast you kissed the b!tch...

Just ask for my routine and i'll share it.
 

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sexybeast said:
I'ts better to trick the girl into kissing you cuz if she wants to only be friends atleast you kissed the b!tch...

Just ask for my routine and i'll share it.

Ah... The ol' formaldehyde soaked towel trick. Good one, broseph. But for some stupid reason it's against the law here. :(
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Did you ask me to share it? fvck it, I need to get this out my head. You guys deserve it.

You. *Chatting away* Are your eyelashes real?
Her. *Wants to slap you* Yes!!
You. *Can see she wants to slap you* Really? They look fake, close your eyes for a sec...
Her. *closes eyes*
You. Kiss
Her. *slaps you round the face* Dont ever do that again, you are just my freind!!
You. *Rubs cheek better* Atleast I kissed you... B!TCH!

Field tested 100's of times.
 

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sexybeast said:
I'ts better to trick the girl into kissing you cuz if she wants to only be friends atleast you kissed the b!tch...

Just ask for my routine and i'll share it.

Yeah, your routine is called chloroform.
 

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sexybeast said:
You forgot the goggles.... you wont pull without them!
I loved it when Mystery was on Conan and Conan made fun of the googles, and of everything Mystery was putting forth in general. He made it all look either obvious or silly.
I guess Mystery handled it pretty well, which on those shows basically means, don't get angry and don't try to outwit the host. I've seen stars get smoked when trying to pwn ppl like Conan, J.Steward, Colbert or Leno. You gotta know your limits and play it as cool as you can.
 

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Sugarfoot said:
Look at my "join date." Try to keep up, k?;)

I did notice it. That's why I said you gotta be kidding, as in obviously you are joking

all up to speed now:yes:
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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