"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Hi. . . I'm new here!
- Thread starter Sugarfoot
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Interceptor
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Good luck!
:rock:
Dongfu
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You gotta be kidding:crackup:Sugarfoot said:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
navyseal2101
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navyseal2101
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
You. *Chatting away* Are your eyelashes real?
Her. *Wants to slap you* Yes!!
You. *Can see she wants to slap you* Really? They look fake, close your eyes for a sec...
Her. *closes eyes*
You. Kiss
Her. *slaps you round the face* Dont ever do that again, you are just my freind!!
You. *Rubs cheek better* Atleast I kissed you... B!TCH!
Field tested 100's of times.
benjiprice
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I loved it when Mystery was on Conan and Conan made fun of the googles, and of everything Mystery was putting forth in general. He made it all look either obvious or silly.sexybeast said:
I guess Mystery handled it pretty well, which on those shows basically means, don't get angry and don't try to outwit the host. I've seen stars get smoked when trying to pwn ppl like Conan, J.Steward, Colbert or Leno. You gotta know your limits and play it as cool as you can.
Kev07
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Sugarfoot said:
Sorry broham, the in thing now is blue nail polish!!!1!11111eleven!
Dongfu
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Sugarfoot said:Look at my "join date." Try to keep up, k?
I did notice it. That's why I said you gotta be kidding, as in obviously you are joking
all up to speed now:yes:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
