"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I just bought some black nail polish and some cool hats. I look forward to picking up babes!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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sexybeast said:
You forgot the goggles.... you wont pull without them!
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Thanks, broseph!!

Any shorties on this site tryna phuck? Hit me up.
 
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Remember to compliment her often, buy her flowers, write her poems, and call her every day, do any favor she asks of you, no matter how demeaning you might think it be. She's worth it, and by God she WILL KNOW you are the BEST Man for her!!. And never, ever be afraid to tell her how you feel on your first date!

Good luck!

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Sugarfoot said:
Thanks, broseph!!

Any shorties on this site tryna phuck? Hit me up.
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You gotta be kidding:crackup:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Remmember to ask her before you kiss her incase she just wants to be friends.
 
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I'ts better to trick the girl into kissing you cuz if she wants to only be friends atleast you kissed the b!tch...

Just ask for my routine and i'll share it.
 
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sexybeast said:
I'ts better to trick the girl into kissing you cuz if she wants to only be friends atleast you kissed the b!tch...

Just ask for my routine and i'll share it.
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Ah... The ol' formaldehyde soaked towel trick. Good one, broseph. But for some stupid reason it's against the law here. :(
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Did you ask me to share it? fvck it, I need to get this out my head. You guys deserve it.

You. *Chatting away* Are your eyelashes real?
Her. *Wants to slap you* Yes!!
You. *Can see she wants to slap you* Really? They look fake, close your eyes for a sec...
Her. *closes eyes*
You. Kiss
Her. *slaps you round the face* Dont ever do that again, you are just my freind!!
You. *Rubs cheek better* Atleast I kissed you... B!TCH!

Field tested 100's of times.
 
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sexybeast said:
I'ts better to trick the girl into kissing you cuz if she wants to only be friends atleast you kissed the b!tch...

Just ask for my routine and i'll share it.
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Yeah, your routine is called chloroform.
 
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sexybeast said:
You forgot the goggles.... you wont pull without them!
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I loved it when Mystery was on Conan and Conan made fun of the googles, and of everything Mystery was putting forth in general. He made it all look either obvious or silly.
I guess Mystery handled it pretty well, which on those shows basically means, don't get angry and don't try to outwit the host. I've seen stars get smoked when trying to pwn ppl like Conan, J.Steward, Colbert or Leno. You gotta know your limits and play it as cool as you can.
 
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Sugarfoot said:
Look at my "join date." Try to keep up, k?;)
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I did notice it. That's why I said you gotta be kidding, as in obviously you are joking

all up to speed now:yes:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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